- Sarah Silverman: Wait, why wasn't I invited?
- Laura Silverman: Well, Natalie said you had some kind of emergency.
- Sarah Silverman: Yeah, I stubbed my vagina.
- Laura Silverman: You can stub it?
- Sarah Silverman: I can, I don't know about you.
- Clerk: A girl ripped me off. She's getting away. She's a white female, kind of jewy but totally hot, not out of your league hot, just cute. Long neck, really nice skin, she could easily pass for 20.