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Mobster Tony Thick is expecting $5 million in cash to be delivered by Lenny Long from Los Angeles. Lenny is a mule for the mob and he's gone missing with the cash - is he dead? No one knows. When Lenny is a no show, Thick sends Shady to L.A. to look for the missing cash. Shady has no idea of the crazies he's going to run into. Shady meets Lenny's baby-desperate wife Sally, his ditsy mistress Eve, his muscle-headed brother Louis, his quirky neurosurgeon Dr. Hooker and a crew of other nut jobs all looking for the missing cash. When Lenny finally shows up in a San Bernardino Hospital in an on-again/off-again coma everything is turned upside down and everyone is on the chase for their share of the cash. Written by
David A. Hoffman
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Unfortunately Lenny's promised everyone the money
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Rated R for language and sexual content
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"Retro Funk"
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Jess Stroup
Courtesy of Five Oceans Music, ASCAP
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This movie was awful from the get-go. The acting was so bad, I thought it was a porno. The script was very cheesy, and even in the worst movie I've seen to date, I've yet to hear such ridiculously stupid (and I mean totally uneducated, written by a complete amateur) dialog. Even the camera work was poor. It looked like it was filmed was the nicest camcorder you could buy at an electronics store. It was all very silly. In fact, I couldn't even finish watching the film before I wrote this review. At least we only rented this for a dollar, but I don't recommend even wasting that much. Even though you may recognize a couple of the actors, I think they were having a lull in their career when they decided to make this movie. It'a awful, horrible, a total turkey.