All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
Marlin: [Marlin is cutting Ritalin on the counter. Marlin and Chloe snort it] Thank God for little brothers with ADD.
Chloe: Yeah, how's that working out for him? Has his behavior improved?
Bird: You know we are all trying to get you right?
Mandy Lane: Get me?
Bird: Get with you. Here's the deal, I'm not like the other guys.
Red: [to the freshmen potheads] There she is boys, Mandy Lane. Untouched, pure. Since the dawn of junior year men have tried to possess her, and to date all have failed. Some have even died in their reckless pursuit of this angel.
Jake: I can see your nipples.
Marlin: How do you get them that hard?
Chloe: It's a secret.
Marlin: [showing belly button ring] Check out what I just got.
Mandy Lane: Is it contagious?
Chloe: Does it explain that thing on your face?
Marlin: Whatever smarty cunt. Serious check it out.
[flips belly button piercing]
Marlin: Tasty huh.
Chloe: Marlin, don't get me wrong, but you are all pudge. That thing is going to get lost in the folds.
Marlin: I'm not fat.
Chloe: [sarcastically] Ok.
Marlin: [looking at map of USA with Xs] What's with all the Xs.
Red: Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.
Marlin: Yeah right. There are like 40 states accounted for here.
Red: And the fuckers parents are taking him to Alaska in August.