Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy (2005 TV Movie)
Hannah Marie: I'm waiting for Bert, Daryl and Katie. They're picking up Jimmy and we're going to plan our Halloween. It's gonna be great!
Bug-A-Boo: You're pals with them now? But they tried to scare you last Halloween.
Hannah Marie: Ah, they're okay. And what's a holiday without scares?
Bug-A-Boo: [laughs] Arbor Day.
Jimmy's Dad: Jimmy, stop muttering to yourself. It's dinnertime.
Jimmy's Mom: And don't make those faces at dinner table. It'll get stuck that way.
Hannah Marie: Jimmy doesn't want to get a pumpkin.
Skully Pettibone: But, without a pumpkin on Halloween, you ain't got jack
[Scary elbows him]
Skully Pettibone: o-Lantern.
[Ruby has just showed Hannah her ornate sketches for Orson's coronation outfit]
Hannah Marie: [lamely] W-w-wow. Very... cape-y.
Orson: Aw, do I have to wear that? I look like a dork in a crown.
Count Max: Yes. You will be the Prince of Dorkness.
[Hannah laughs and Orson groans]
Count Max: What? Dorkness is not good? What is a dork?
Orson: Can we just *go*? I'm dying of embarrassment.
Count Max: It is a bit late for that, son.
Bug-A-Boo: Ooh, Winter's come early this year. I gotta make my Christmas cards.
Scary Godmother: That's not Jack Frost nipping at our noses. Something's wrong. *Really* wrong. Black socks with sandals wrong!
[Harry's shirt disappeared and Bug-A-Boo, who has shrunk to the size of a grapefruit, is now standing on his shoulder]
Bug-A-Boo: [chipmunk-like voice] Hey, I wanted to lose some weight but not like *this*.
Harry the Werewolf: [sarcastic] Oh, wonderful. Now I look like a naked pirate.
Skully Pettibone: [gasping] My - whole - *life* passed in front of my eyes.
Bug-A-Boo: How was it?
Skully Pettibone: Fabulous.
Scary Godmother: [frustrated] Oh, all right! But as soon as you're done, you have to separate the dragon eggs for my special Flambé Soufflé!
Harry the Werewolf: Separate the whites from the yolks?
Scary Godmother: No.
Scary Godmother: Separate the eggs from the dragons!
Harry the Werewolf: [looks at the camera and gulps]
[the Fright Side house "implodes", leaving nothing behind, as Scary Godmother hovers on her broom with Bug-a-Boo, as Harry hangs on to the bristles and Skully hangs on to Harry's tail]
Scary Godmother: My house!
Bug-A-Boo: My home!
Harry the Werewolf: My comic books!
Skully Pettibone: [looking up beneath Harry's tail by accident] My eyesight! Good thing I don't have any eyeballs...