Hardcore: A Poke Into the Adult Film Orifice (2005)

Director:

Mark Withers

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Documentarian Linda Boreman follows naive movie director Jack Innov's attempt to gather a cast and crew to shoot his first adult motion picture 'Assanova', in order to use the profits for 'real' films, kick-starting his film career officially at a later date. |

Cast

Alex Constantine	...	Jack Innov
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Anustacia	...	Anustacia
Ariadne Blakey	...	Tania the Clapper Girl
Mike Busson	...	Randolph Gerbles
Tom Clutterbuck	...	Tinto Brass
Al Constantine	...	Jack Innov
Thom Cruz	...	Thom Cruz
James G. Fain	...	Jeff Smithee
Nick Fawcett	...	Reg
Daisy Filler	...	Daisy Filler
Randolph Gerbles	...	Randolph Gerbles
Martina Goodman	...	Vicki Valentino
Jack Innov	...	Jack Innov
Trudi Jackson	...	Bunty Shades
Daz Kaye	...	Auditioning Actor
Hazel Kayes	...	Aileen Smithee
Marysia Kay	...	Daisy Filler
Bruce Lawrence	...	Marc Wellhung
Micheal Lehane	...	Gary O'Rouke
Pano Masti	...	Thom Cruz
Sonja Morgenstern	...	Julia Pyles
Lucie Phillips Browne	...	Make-up artist at the auditions
Penelope Scott-Andrews	...	The Auditionee
Bunty Shades	...	Bunty Shades
Stevenson Shavonne	...	Sandy biernut
Shavonne Stevenson	...	Sandy Biernut
Gerald Tomlinson	...	Gerald Tomlinson
Vicky Valentino	...	Vicky Valentino
Mark Wellhung	...	Mark Wellhung

Also Known As:

Bare Naked Talent (UK) (new title)

Runtime:

95 min | 98 min

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Bournemouth, Dorset, England, UK

Company:

Big Brush Films

It's Funny Because There's Naked People

I'll come straight out and say I'm in it too. Not a surprise as it's not got distribution yet to have been seen by many outsiders. I really enjoyed the film and I'm generally the worst critic of anything, especially stuff I'm in. This is that rare very low budget production that's actually worth watching and although it's not perfect it is enjoyable and funny. The humour is rude but it doesn't slip over the porn line and it's strength is in the great characterisation particularly of the lead Jack Innov and characters like Bunty Shades and Thom Cruz. If your watching this for titillation you will probably be disappointed, there's some but not a lot. If you're watching this for a laugh then you'll get one.