Big Bad Wolf (2006)
Mitchell Toblat: I gotta go. I'm late for my big weekend fuck-fest.
Mitchell Toblat: [In his wolf form. Has just raped Cassie] Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your bitch, champ?
Derek Cowley: You wouldn't have graduated high school without my help.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You wouldn't have survived without mine!
Derek Cowley: Uh, everybody, this is Sam. Sam, this is...
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: [Cuts him off] Ooh, let me guess! Muffy, Britney, Biff and Chad!
Derek Cowley: Actually, it's uh, Cassie, Melissa, Jason and Alex.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Hmm, close.
Cassie: Look, Metal-face, why don't you just keep your smart-ass comments to yourself!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You know what...
Derek Cowley: [Holds her back] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Jason: [to a man whose car broke down] Ah, yes, the ghost. Well, did you check this here, distributor?
Alex: You don't know what a fucking distributor is!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: [Shoves him] Get outta my way.
Alex: What makes you think you could do any better?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: I'm a mechanic, dickhead.
Cassie: Alex wants to fuck me so bad, sometimes I think he'll pop the question just to get laid.
Melissa: Wow. I can't believe you've gotten him to wait so long.
Cassie: You surrender the pink too soon, honey, they're on to the next thing. Alex is my ticket out of middle America. I help him out with a bj now and then, but he won't get what he wants until I get what I want.
Melissa: You gold-digger!
Alex: Hey, uh, maybe you could help us, too. We're looking for Bear Mountain. It's off of Fire Road 13.
Fulton Chaney: Uh-uh. You don't wanna go there.
Fulton Chaney: You shouldn't thank me. You should go back to the city. But if you do find this cabin, stay indoors.
Cassie: I like your tongue piercing.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Thanks... I guess.
Cassie: Do guys like, like the way it feels when you, you know?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Why don't I blow your boyfriend, you can ask him?
Cassie: BITCH! I was just asking!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: And I was just telling.
Jason: We can take a little romantic walk in the moonlight, you know what I mean?
Melissa: Can you even walk?
Jason: Oh, I can do a lot more than that, baby.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You know I've always cared more about you than any guy I've ever slept with.
Derek Cowley: Yeah. Same here.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You've always cared about me more than any guy you've ever slept with?
Derek Cowley: You know what I mean, don't be an ass, Sam.
Cassie: Look honey, I love you, but the next time you force yourself on me, I'll take the balls with me!
Mitchell Toblat: [In wolf form] Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! By the hair on my chinny-chin-chin! Or I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll rip your guts out!
Mitchell Toblat: [In his wolf form. To Sam] Let's do it like dogs!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: It was a werewolf.
Derek Cowley: No, Sam. That's impossible.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: It was a full moon, it was walking on two legs, and wearing pants, oh! And it was fucking talking to us! What the hell else could it have been?
Derek Cowley: Look, I live with the guy, ok? Yes, he may be an utter assholle, but I think I would know if he sprouted hair and fangs every full moon!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Why don't you check his appointment book or something. I mean, see where he's been the last couple full moons. Or better yet, check his back. I drove that ax in pretty deep, and if it was him, he'd have a pretty big flesh wound.
Derek Cowley: Well, how do you suppose I go about that? I mean, he doesn't exactly parade around the house shirtless or anything.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Not even when he showers?
Derek Cowley: I don't shower with him!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Wow. That's a shit ton of weight, Mr.Toblat.
Charlie Cowley: [Derek and Sam are wet] You guys are soaking.
Derek Cowley: Sam here drives a bike. In the rain.
Charlie Cowley: Cool.
Charlie Cowley: Toblat killed your father, and your classmates, and god knows who else, and he's gotta be stopped.
Derek Cowley: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: That's it. Let's kill the sick bastard! Derek. Derek, are you with us?
Derek Cowley: I, uh, don't know about that, Sam.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Your step-dad killed those people! What don't you know?
Derek Cowley: You are talking about murder, Sam.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Damn straight.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Look, I don't wanna be rude here, but what are we doing? I mean, usually when guys invite teens into their hotel room it's the start of bad Internet porn.
Derek Cowley: Hey, just remember, we need ten strands with the root still attatched.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!
Derek Cowley: [to Sam] Do you realize that the last time I saw you, you literally ran out of my house?
Derek Cowley: Hey, uh. Why do you think we never hooked up in high school?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Cuz you didn't treat me like shit. You were too nice. Still are.
Derek Cowley: Oh, The Nice Guy. It's the kiss of death, you know? That happens to be the story of my life.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You know what kind of girl I am.
Derek Cowley: I don't care. I never did, you know that.
Nick Baxter: Come on, Samantha. Just tell us; why?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You wanna know what the better question is? Why am I gonna kick all of your asses? Anybody? Huh?
Nick Baxter: W-why?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Because nobody calls me Samantha, you blood-sucking leech! The garage is closed, so get your pimply asses out of it!
Derek Cowley: [Sees that the DNA was extracted from semen] How could you, Sam?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: He cornered me! What else was I supposed to do?
Derek Cowley: Oh. So you had no other choice but to, I don't know, suck his dick?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Oh, well where were you, huh? I didn't exactly see you breaking down the door!
[Stops to calm herself down]
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: We know the truth about him, ok? That's the important thing.
[Derek walks out]
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: So what? You got your feeling hurt, now you're gonna run home to mommy?
Derek Cowley: I'll take care of it, ok! You shouldn't have gotten involved in this in the first place. This is a family matter.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: No, Derek. Don't face him alone, ok? You're gonna need my help.
Derek Cowley: Your help? Well, I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if we need someone to fuck him to death.
[Sam smacks him]
Mitchell Toblat: What the hell are you doing? You don't answer my phone.
Derek Cowley: This is NOT your phone, this is Charlie's and- what did you do to him?
Mitchell Toblat: What the hell are you talking about?
Derek Cowley: Stop it! I already saw the report, ok?
Mitchell Toblat: You saw a report. And?
Derek Cowley: You killed my friends, you killed my father, and now you killed uncle Charlie?
Mitchell Toblat: One inconclusive DNA report and now I'm a murderer?
Derek Cowley: No, you're worse. You're a monster, and you know it!
Mitchell Toblat: Is a lion a monster? Hm? Is a bear?
Derek Cowley: Bull-shit! You sadistically hunted those kids down one by one and butchered them.
Mitchell Toblat: You're right, kid. I did. But that was your fault. I have a cabin so I can go isolate myself so I can't hurt anyone, that's why no one is allowed up there. But you brought them right to me. You brought them right to them, kid.
Derek Cowley: What about my father? And uncle Charlie, huh? What's your excuse for that.
Mitchell Toblat: [to Sam, who he has against her will] Let's go to the cabin and get into a little beastiality, whadda ya say?
Mitchell Toblat: [In his wolf form. Kicks a head out the door] GGGOOOAAALLL!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: How did you get here?
Derek Cowley: Your bike.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: The wonders never cease.
Derek Cowley: What if we get to the motorcycle? I mean, then what? We just keep running and hiding? This has to end tonight, Sam. This has to end right now.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Oh, yeah, Derek. If we stay here any longer, it is gonna end.
Derek Cowley: No, I mean it, Sam.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Who would've thought? Derek cowley, fearless werewolf killer?
Derek Cowley: Fearless? I'm scared shitless.
Mitchell Toblat: We could've had such fun together. But you really piss me off!
Mitchell Toblat: [after he bit Derek] My curse is now your curse.