a walrus says "Oh, the humanity!"
"It reminds me of the sex scenes in 'Eyes Wide Shut'."
"You never saw that on 'Survivor Island', did you?"
"Penguins Gone Wild" DVDs mentioned
some French penguins complain that this movie is ruining their award-winning film
"Now get your head out of my ass, you 'Brokeback Mountain' bitch."
a newspaper mentions an article about Gretchen Mol in a film about Bettie Page
DVD release reviewed + footage used
a Spanish penguin says he is looking for the treasure of Sierra Madre and he "don't need no stinkin' women."
a penguin sees the Statue of Liberty buried by the water and says "My God they went and did it! Damn you all! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
the narrator gets in an arguement with a penguin and tells him "You can't handle the truth!"
a penguin stands on a rock and says "I'm the king of the world!"
Jimmy says "I see dead people" when Carl suggests they move to Palm Springs (as the camera cuts to a clip of old people in Palm Springs)
Entire film is a spoof
a penguin complains that "it's an inconvenient truth" that he caused some ice to melt, then he starts to complain about global warming