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20 June 2006 (USA) See more »
Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman! | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order)
Chris Seaver ... Mr. Bonejack
TeenApe ... Himself (as Casey Bowker)
Ariauna Albright ... Brandy Kaufman
Brad Austin ... Dracula
Jason McCall ... Funkenstein
Travis Indovina ... Eddie / Wolfman
Shawn Green ... Steffon
A.J. Stabone ... Mowgli
Noel Williams ... Katie
Henrique Couto ... Agent Budnick
Matt Meister ... Thunderball
Jesse Ames ... Luscious
Brett Kelly ... Milo
Katie Lesnick ... Marsha
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Emilie La Diablesse
Fawn LaRoche
Nichole LaRoche ... Crystal Chandelier / Vampire
Heather Maxon
Andrew Mitchell
Sherry Purcell

Directed by
Chris Seaver 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Debbie Rochon  idea
Lauren Seavage  story
Chris Seaver 

Produced by
Chris Seaver .... producer
Original Music by
The Planet Smashers 
Cinematography by
Jock Queaf De 
Film Editing by
Henrique Couto 
Special Effects by
George Troester .... special effects makeup
Heidi Martinuzzi .... special thanks

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2 out of 3 people found the following review useful.
Unbelievably bad, 6 April 2009
Author: cpetr13 from United States

This film(?) is what happens when you give untalented children access to a camcorder and various rooms around town. Unfortunately, these children are in their twenties. Despite what I have read about this film,, it is NOT the budget that I or most others object to; it is the infantile approach to making movies and comedy in general. This is not a low-budget movie; "Plan 9" was a low-budget movie. This is a HOME movie that someone actually got someone to distribute; I doubt even Troma would touch this cinematic toxic waste.

Again, the budget isn't the issue. if you don't have the budget for costumes or make-up, then simplify the design. If you can't afford writers, don't waste the tape.

As someone who knows both situations, I'd rather have pulmonary embolisms than see another pile of dreck like this. If you are reading this, I implore you to rent anything else, as long as it isn't made by Chris Seaver. Life is just too short. Might I suggest early John Waters? Just a slow-budget and a hundred times more entertaining. It's what talent can do when there is no money.

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