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Destruction Kings (2006)

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Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!

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Credited cast:
Chris Seaver ...
TeenApe ...
Himself (as Casey Bowker)
Ariauna Albright ...
Brandy Kaufman
Brad Austin ...
Jason McCall ...
Funkenstein
Travis Indovina ...
Eddie / Wolfman
Shawn Green ...
Steffon
A.J. Stabone ...
Mowgli
Noel Williams ...
Katie
Henrique Couto ...
Agent Budnick
Matt Meister ...
Thunderball
Jesse Ames ...
Luscious
Brett Kelly ...
Milo
Katie Lesnick ...
Marsha
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Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!

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Caress of Destruction
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This should be banned by the Geneva Convention.
23 November 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Destruction Kings. Destruction Kings.

That's about the only thing a person can possibly like about the movie, the title. After that it turns into another Seaver puke-fest that not even detainees at Guantanamo Bay or Dr. Harvey Finkelstein deserve.

On second thought, Dr. Finkelstien deserves this.

I sat through this, nobody had a gun to my head, but I wish somebody did. I would have promptly requested for my brain to be splattered the moment Bonejack came on screen. It is not because of the black-face, not because of the pitiful attempt of comedy. Because it's a tired running gag that only the director/actor/writer seems to enjoy with such a passion.

I gave it a fair and deserving chance rather than judge all of their films as garbage like I did their previous older films. This movie taught me not assume that people improve upon their mistakes.

There are plenty of people who will defend this movie because it's" Low Budget". Low Budget is no excuse for lack of talent, lack of direction, lack of humor, lack of creativity and lack of originality; even the local college's student film program has churned out better films with less money (Film budget ranges between What's in Your Pocket and What you can earn before the end of the semester.) than Low Budget Productions. No excuses, LBP's "supposed"unique idealism towards movies is utter absurdity and insults the intelligence of anyone who dares give them a chance.

In Closing ; Do not fall for those false positive reviews you may have stumbled upon floating around other websites such as Amazon, Netflix and even here. I was a victim of those fake reviews and I find it utterly pathetic when a production company has to sink to manipulating information about their films to gather attention. Avoid Destruction Kings at all costs, it's not even worth using as a Frisbee.


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