Girl:
The next gas station you see, do me a favor and pull over, I gotta pee.
Guy:
Yeah ok, I'll keep my eyes peeled.
[
girl gives him a look]
Guy:
What?
Girl:
It's that phrase, keeping your eyes peeled. It's just kinda creepy.
Guy:
Yeah it is sorta.
Girl:
Yeah?
Guy:
Yeah. Speaking of uh, peeling eyeballs. Did you know that's how they do the corrective eye surgery?
Girl:
Yeah they use a laser.
Guy:
Yeah they do but there's also peeling involved.
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