Gettin' It (2006)

User Rating:

3.8/10   

Director:

Nick Gaitatjis

Writer:

Nick Gaitatjis (writer)

Release Date:

2006 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Silver, a teenage boy desperate to score with his long time girlfriend Sheila is pursued by many women in the community when an erroneous rumor circulates about his prowess. |

Plot Keywords:

Upskirt | Punctuation In Title | Female Nudity | Black Widow | Apostrophe In Title

Cast

Patrick Censoplano	...	Silver
Cheryl Dent	...	Mercy
Sajen Corona	...	Arturo
Sandra Staggs	...	Josephine
Trish Coren	...	Sheila
Salvatore Crivello	...	Sammy
Estephania LeBaron	...	Margarita
Ali Davis	...	Georgia
Oto Brezina	...	Alfred
Otis E. Ross	...	Tyson
Marisol Medina	...	Rita
Kellie Mercado	...	Paloma
Mike Ahearn	...	Richard
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jessica Canseco	...	Tiffany
J.C. Cardwell	...	Limo Driver
Mandy Henderson	...	Jennifer
Kristin Kirgan	...	Wendy
Natalie Loureiro	...	Black Widow
Tara Rice	...	Faris
Jonathan Stuart	...	Stuart

Runtime:

USA:93 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Artesia, California, USA

Company:

Gettin' It The Movie LLC

Goofs:

Continuity: In one of the scenes prior to the end, the side window of the Silver's delivery car (where Sheila is sitting) is assaulted by the gigantic dildo by Mercy. When Silver drives away, the dildo is no longer present.

Movie Connections:

References Taxi Driver (1976)

Oh, how crappy. It is painful

I am not much of a movie person, and this is the first time I have ever registered myself on a movie website, but after seeing Getting' It, I had to get online and express my extreme disappointment with this masterpiece of crap that received my attention for two hours. I live in Japan and the translation of the title read "Virgin with a 40cm..." My wife and I thought it was a spin-off from 40 year old Virgin, oh how we were disappointed.

First I recommend this movie be under a new genre, it should no longer be found in the "comedy" section, but rather be under the genre of "crap". I understand this genre is yet to exist, but after the Screen Writer's Guild see this movie, they will be able to make a new genre and not mislead people.

Secondly, there should be a new Oscar award for worst writing, I think this movie would win that Oscar for the rest of the millennium because I think there has never been, nor will ever be a worse piece of written crap than the script for this movie.

It is absolutely not funny and much as the actors try (or didn't try because they just seemed to be incapable of anything remotely related to acting) there is not even one funny joke. The only time I laughed was before I watched the movie, because I was in anticipation of seeing something like 40 year old Virgin.

I hope the writer of this movie will not get discouraged because there are many opportunities to find a writing job on the wall of a smelly public bathroom, where he could probably learn from expert middle schoolers on the art of writing crap humor.

If you were one of the many expecting to laugh (even one little 'haha' under your breath) I share in your pain and in the fact that you had to literally waste 2 hours of your life that could have been used for anything else (including punching yourself in the face, which would have been more amusing than having to witness Getting' It).

What kind of a title is that anyway! I imagine the writer was like "Man what's a good title, how about 'Getting' It' yeah that's cooooooo!" Sorry this is long but if the editors of this comment section see this movie, they will sympathize with me and everyone else who was utterly disappointed. Thank you for reading, and do NOT waste your time, money, or life on Getting' It.