Titan:
Are you in alumimum clothes?
Ham III:
Yes.
Titan:
Are you in a rocket?
Ham III:
Yes
Titan:
In outer space?
Ham III:
Yes.
Titan:
Are you David Bowie?
Ham III:
Uh... no.
[
repeated line]
Houston:
Oh, Lord.
Titan:
Commander's log, space... the final frontier.
Ham III:
Permission to speak commander.
Titan:
Permission granted.
Ham III:
You're a dork!
Comet:
What's your status?
Ham III:
Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.
Luna:
Aw.
Ham III:
It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?
Houston:
Yeah!
Ham III:
Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.
Houston:
You still got the probe.
Luna:
The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.
Titan:
We'll just have to Chimprovize.
Ham III:
You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.
Titan:
[
laughs] Thank you.
Houston:
Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.
Ham III:
How do we do that?
Houston:
Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.
Comet:
First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.
Ham III:
Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.
Luna:
Chimps don't leave chimps behind.
Ham III:
Yeah, but here's an idea: let's leave him.
Titan:
Why couldn't I be born a squirrel, or a rabbit, or an art history major? No one expects great things from them!
Ham III:
[
after finding out the space ship doesn't really work] We're nothing more than guinea pigs.
Titan:
Actually the guinea pigs are on the Mar's mission.
[
cut to the guinea pigs on Mars, running in wheels]
Ham III:
[
to Titan, after getting caught] Great plan!
[
repeated line]
Kilowatt:
You earthlings have a funny way of showing love.
Titan:
[
referring to the probe rover] Chimp my ride!
Titan:
Time to chimp it up!
Ham III:
I know I said I missed your stupid puns but that was unacceptable
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