Al:
A cute looking little dog we've got here. Come here, little doggy. Come here. Nice pooch you got here. I had a pooch like this one time.
Man with Dog:
I can't hear you.
Al:
Oh, I said I had a pooch like this one time.
Man with Dog:
Where the hell are you?
Al:
I'm right here.
Man with Dog:
Look, look, I'll call back when I get a better signal.
Al:
Nice to meet you, too.
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