Follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.
The morning they return from their White Castle road trip, Harold and Kumar decide to go to Amsterdam because Harold doesn't want to wait ten days to see Maria again. On the plane, Kumar lights up his new bong, the air marshals think it's a bomb, and Harold and Kumar are arrested as terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Ordered to fellate a guard, they manage to escape, make their way to Florida, and head for Texas to find Kumar's ex-girlfriend's fiancé, the well-connected Colton, and get him to intercede with Washington on their behalf. Kumar still has a thing for Vanessa, the feds are in hot pursuit, and the legal weed of Amsterdam seems a long way away.
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In an April 24 2008 Newark Star Ledger interview, the writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg mention that Kumar's poem "The Square Root of Three" (parody of Joyce Kilmer's Trees) was written by a classmate of theirs, David Feinberg when all three went to Randolph High School in New Jersey. They were happy they could include in the film a poem they loved while growing up, and Feinberg was thrilled to make a contribution to the film.
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Goofs
Continuity:
In Alabama, when Harold and Kumar are driving down the street toward the pickup basketball game, you can clearly see it raining through the windshield. When the camera cuts back, it is not raining and the street is dry.
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Quotes
[first lines]
Kumar Patel:
[taking a dump]
Oh God, dude! Harold Lee:
[in shower]
What the fuck? What the fuck? What are you doing? Kumar Patel:
I'm taking the most incredible dump of all time, man. Harold Lee:
You couldn't wait until I got out of the shower? Kumar Patel:
Um, may I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers and 4 large orders of fries?
[continues to take a dump]
Kumar Patel:
Don't worry, in a little bit I'm sure it'll hit you too. Harold Lee:
Maybe, but I'm going to wait until you get out of the shower! Kumar Patel:
Well don't wait too long. We gotta leave for the airport in an hour. Harold Lee:
An hour? Kumar Patel:
Uh-huh. Oh, hey, Roldy? Harold Lee:
Yeah? Kumar Patel:
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Crazy Credits
The end credits contain a shot of Neil Patrick Harris lifting himself up from the brothel lawn.
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