Follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.
The morning they return from their White Castle road trip, Harold and Kumar decide to go to Amsterdam because Harold doesn't want to wait ten days to see Maria again. On the plane, Kumar lights up his new bong, the air marshals think it's a bomb, and Harold and Kumar are arrested as terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Ordered to fellate a guard, they manage to escape, make their way to Florida, and head for Texas to find Kumar's ex-girlfriend's fiancé, the well-connected Colton, and get him to intercede with Washington on their behalf. Kumar still has a thing for Vanessa, the feds are in hot pursuit, and the legal weed of Amsterdam seems a long way away.
Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>
Continuity:
The passenger side head rest disappears and reappears between shots in the Chevy Cobalt Neil Patrick Harris is driving.
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Quotes
[first lines]
Kumar Patel:
[taking a dump]
Oh God, dude! Harold Lee:
[in shower]
What the fuck? What the fuck? What are you doing? Kumar Patel:
I'm taking the most incredible dump of all time, man. Harold Lee:
You couldn't wait until I got out of the shower? Kumar Patel:
Um, may I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers and 4 large orders of fries?
[continues to take a dump]
Kumar Patel:
Don't worry, in a little bit I'm sure it'll hit you too. Harold Lee:
Maybe, but I'm going to wait until you get out of the shower! Kumar Patel:
Well don't wait too long. We gotta leave for the airport in an hour. Harold Lee:
An hour? Kumar Patel:
Uh-huh. Oh, hey, Roldy? Harold Lee:
Yeah? Kumar Patel:
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Crazy Credits
Scenes of Harold & Maria and Kumar & Vanessa having fun in Amsterdam are shown during the closing credits.
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