Canes (2006)

Director:

Michael Bafaro

Writer:

Michael Angelella (writer)

Genre:

Horror | Thriller

Tagline:

There are some fates that are worse than death...

Plot:

David Goodman is on the pick of his career as a PR executive when he suddenly loses his chance for a big promotion and...

Plot Keywords:

Rough Sex | Female Nudity | Blindness | Deal With The Devil

Cast

Edward Furlong	...	David Goodman
Chandra West	...	Lisa Goodman
Michael Madsen	...	Guillermo List
Richard Stroh	...	Scar
Sandra Steier	...	Anika Sams
John Innes	...	Roger Eno
Tobias Mehler	...	Tony Sturkel
Kim Kondrashoff	...	Phil Brotman
Robert Clarke	...	Mr. Walters
Jenny Mitchell	...	Jenny
Michael Bean	...	Jonathan
Patrick Keating	...	Walter Van Tilburg
Zak Santiago	...	Antique Dealer
Lexie Huber	...	Mrs. Randolph
Paul Jarrett	...	Harry Conlan

Also Known As:

The Covenant: Brotherhood of Evil (USA) (DVD title)

MPAA:

Rated R for violence, disturbing images and some sexuality.

Runtime:

USA:90 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Certification:

USA:Unrated | Germany:18 | Australia:MA

Filming Locations:

Canada

Company:

Canes Films

Goofs:

Continuity: Lisa Goodman can be seen driving around in a BMW in many scenes in this picture. In the scene where she drives to a bridge to throw the cane into a river, she is seen driving onto the bridge and getting out of an Audi, which has a completely different shape than the BMW. In the very next scene she is seen pulling up in her driveway in the BMW.

-insert insulting slogan here-

Looking at the IMDb-page I noticed that the current grade of this movie is a 3. After even more research, I found out that 24 people voted a 10/10 for this movie. All I have to say about that is these people must have been on some very crazy drugs...

This movie is horrible, but this movie is so stupid and crap that it makes you search for new ways to describe its level of shittyness. The plot of this mess makes as much sense as making a movie about killer tooth-picks or something. The acting is almost to the point where its nonexistent. If I would walk onto the street and ask a random person to act like he was possessed I would probably get better results then the acting being performed in this movie. The thought that the people starring in this movie even got paid is simply mindboggling to me.

Whatever you thought this movie was going to be like when you saw the title or saw the poster or anything is not true. Its not some hidden gem of a movie that rarely people speak about, Its a waste of time and it holds no entertainment value.

Oh wait, scratch that. Those special effects were kinda funny...