Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island! (2005– )
Mr. Greenrind: Fred, what would you say if I asked you not to do this act of yours?
Coconut Fred: Well, I probably ask you again and and again and again and again until you finally said -
Mr. Greenrind: Okay fine, do the act.
Coconut Fred: Extra, Extra! Mr. Greenrind denies booger farming.
Coconut Fred: Read all about it!
[throws a newspaper at Mr. Greenrind]
Coconut Fred: [Fred pulls out a roll of toilet paper] Behold! The ancient scroll of knowledge!
Mr. Greenrind: Boys, we need to talk.
Slip O'Peel: I know what this is about, Mr.G, and I'm sorry I used your underwear as a kite.
Slide O'Peel: I'm sorry I used your toothbrush to clean the kitty-pool.
Coconut Fred: I'm sorry because, I don't know what "I'm sorry" means.
Slip O'Peel: [scouting the golf course] It's a tricky right angle dog leg.
Slide O'Peel: With a pitch fair way, above the sand trap, I'll go with my... Golfzooka!
Slip O'Peel: Are you crazy? Use my 5 iron!
Slide O'Peel: [Slip pulls out an iron that has the number 5 on it] Or better yet!, use the beaver!