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[last lines]
Chev Chelios: Hey doll, looks like I let you down again. It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. Guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.
Chev Chelios: Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?
Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?
Shirt Factory Supervisor: [to Chev] Hey, asshole! Asshole!
Eve: Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people like you!
Chev Chelios: I know what I'm going to have to do.
Orlando: What's that?
Chev Chelios: I'm going to have to kick some black ass.
Chev Chelios: Get a cell phone, honey, please.
Chev Chelios: [after taking coke] I'm gonna kick some black ass!
Chev Chelios: [after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.
[right before he kills Ricky Verona]
Chev Chelios: I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Orlando: Well...
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.
Verona: Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then-
[interrupted]
Chev Chelios: [Sarcastically] Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, Fucking Blah!
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Eve: [bullets flying all over the place] I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!
Kaylo: [when kicking veronas brother] PUTA!
Doc Miles: [looking at a reciept] Chocalate, what's this fuckin' reciept from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Chocolate: Snacks.
Chev Chelios: What is this stuff?
Doc Miles: Synthetic ephedrine diluted with some saline.
Chev Chelios: Feels sort of good.
Doc Miles: Yeah well. I got a little Meth in there too, so that's the endorphins you feel running to your brain.
Chev Chelios: Wait a minute so I'm not better?
Doc Miles: Fuck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. Shit should be in a fucking medical journal.
Verona: Whats up, corpse?
Chev Chelios: Bonjour, douchebag. I thought you might be interested in a little deal.
Verona: Your a dealer? Is that what you are now?
Chev Chelios: Don't worry about what I am. Listen I want the antidote.
Verona: Oh, the antidote?
Chev Chelios: Thats right, the antidote.
Verona: What are you prepared to give me, asshole?
Chev Chelios: How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?
Verona: Hmmm...
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Verona: Alright.
Chev Chelios: Oh, you like that deal don't you?
Verona: Yeah whatever!
Chev Chelios: Well. I'll be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?
Verona: Yeah I know it.
Chev Chelios: Well don't be late or I'll trade this thing in to some whore for a fuckin' hand-job.
Verona: Look I said I'll be -
[throwing puches everywhere and yelling]
Verona: I said I'll be there!
Chev Chelios: See you later sunshine.
Chev Chelios: Do you think I've got 'cunt' written on my forehead?
["Cunt" appears on his forehead as he asks]
Chev Chelios: Hey, you can't stop! I'm not finished!
Eve: And have you fall asleep like you always do? No way!
Chev Chelios: You haven't been tight since your brother f ucked you in third grade
Doc Miles: Steel Hard On?
Chev Chelios: Let me check. Check
Doc Miles: [Chev is running on the street, high on epinephrine and talking to Doc on a cellphone] Chevy?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?
Chev Chelios: Got it!
Doc Miles: Did you take it?
Chev Chelios: Took it.
Doc Miles: You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you.
Chev Chelios: Right.
Doc Miles: Is your chest on fire?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: But you're cold?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?
Chev Chelios: Well let me check. Check!
Doc Miles: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life.
Chev Chelios: Urinary sphincter? Check!
Chev Chelios: [during a fight with several Black gang members] Who wants white meat? Huh? Who wants it?
Chev Chelios: [Eve abruptly stops a blowjob] What- what the hell?
Eve: What? So you can fall asleep like always? Yeah, right.
[Chev screams and hits the gas pedal]
Chev Chelios: How fucking awesome was that?
Eve: Oh, you are so big!
Eve: Take me now, in front of all these people!
Chev Chelios: I'm alive! I'm alive!
Chev Chelios: Jesus. Nothing's easy.
Chev Chelios: [talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona] I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
[pauses]
Chev Chelios: It may actually be the last thing I do.
Chev Chelios: [lowers gun] Congratulations.
Don Kim: Did I win something?
Chev Chelios: Your life, jackass.
Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray! It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.
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Chev Chelios: Hey doll, looks like I let you down again. It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. Guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.
Chev Chelios: Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?
Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?
Shirt Factory Supervisor: [to Chev] Hey, asshole! Asshole!
Eve: Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people like you!
Chev Chelios: I know what I'm going to have to do.
Orlando: What's that?
Chev Chelios: I'm going to have to kick some black ass.
Chev Chelios: Get a cell phone, honey, please.
Chev Chelios: [after taking coke] I'm gonna kick some black ass!
Chev Chelios: [after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.
[right before he kills Ricky Verona]
Chev Chelios: I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Orlando: Well...
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.
Verona: Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then-
[interrupted]
Chev Chelios: [Sarcastically] Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, Fucking Blah!
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Eve: [bullets flying all over the place] I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!
Kaylo: [when kicking veronas brother] PUTA!
Doc Miles: [looking at a reciept] Chocalate, what's this fuckin' reciept from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Chocolate: Snacks.
Chev Chelios: What is this stuff?
Doc Miles: Synthetic ephedrine diluted with some saline.
Chev Chelios: Feels sort of good.
Doc Miles: Yeah well. I got a little Meth in there too, so that's the endorphins you feel running to your brain.
Chev Chelios: Wait a minute so I'm not better?
Doc Miles: Fuck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. Shit should be in a fucking medical journal.
Verona: Whats up, corpse?
Chev Chelios: Bonjour, douchebag. I thought you might be interested in a little deal.
Verona: Your a dealer? Is that what you are now?
Chev Chelios: Don't worry about what I am. Listen I want the antidote.
Verona: Oh, the antidote?
Chev Chelios: Thats right, the antidote.
Verona: What are you prepared to give me, asshole?
Chev Chelios: How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?
Verona: Hmmm...
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Verona: Alright.
Chev Chelios: Oh, you like that deal don't you?
Verona: Yeah whatever!
Chev Chelios: Well. I'll be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?
Verona: Yeah I know it.
Chev Chelios: Well don't be late or I'll trade this thing in to some whore for a fuckin' hand-job.
Verona: Look I said I'll be -
[throwing puches everywhere and yelling]
Verona: I said I'll be there!
Chev Chelios: See you later sunshine.
Chev Chelios: Do you think I've got 'cunt' written on my forehead?
["Cunt" appears on his forehead as he asks]
Chev Chelios: Hey, you can't stop! I'm not finished!
Eve: And have you fall asleep like you always do? No way!
Chev Chelios: You haven't been tight since your brother f ucked you in third grade
Doc Miles: Steel Hard On?
Chev Chelios: Let me check. Check
Doc Miles: [Chev is running on the street, high on epinephrine and talking to Doc on a cellphone] Chevy?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?
Chev Chelios: Got it!
Doc Miles: Did you take it?
Chev Chelios: Took it.
Doc Miles: You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you.
Chev Chelios: Right.
Doc Miles: Is your chest on fire?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: But you're cold?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?
Chev Chelios: Well let me check. Check!
Doc Miles: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life.
Chev Chelios: Urinary sphincter? Check!
Chev Chelios: [during a fight with several Black gang members] Who wants white meat? Huh? Who wants it?
Chev Chelios: [Eve abruptly stops a blowjob] What- what the hell?
Eve: What? So you can fall asleep like always? Yeah, right.
[Chev screams and hits the gas pedal]
Chev Chelios: How fucking awesome was that?
Eve: Oh, you are so big!
Eve: Take me now, in front of all these people!
Chev Chelios: I'm alive! I'm alive!
Chev Chelios: Jesus. Nothing's easy.
Chev Chelios: [talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona] I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
[pauses]
Chev Chelios: It may actually be the last thing I do.
Chev Chelios: [lowers gun] Congratulations.
Don Kim: Did I win something?
Chev Chelios: Your life, jackass.
Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray! It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.
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