Washed up actor Don Knotts shows up on the back lot of Universal Studios in Hollywood, California in hopes of landing a role in the new Disney movie, Newsies. Unfortunately director Kenny Ortega quickly dismisses Mr. Knotts and has him thrown off the lot. Mr. Knotts is quite upset by the turn of events, so decides to go on a killing spree, believing that if he can't have a role in the movie no one can. He knocks off one newsie after the next, each in a different and unique way. Written by
Blood drips right here.
Did You Know?
The movie was shot on a 1/2 VHS camcorder with the music being provided by a tape deck, held up next to the camera. See more
Michael Goorjian is seen wearing a pink shirt when he ties the rope around his neck. In the next scene, the body dragged behind Don Knotts' car is wearing a white shirt. See more
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck... oh yeah, yeah, I know you... You're the guy who's last big movie was playing a fish in a cartoon, get the fuck outta here. Go on, get the fuck outta here.
[leaves, then turns back around when realizing he's being followed; hits the camera
Get the fuck outta here!
[hits the camera
Get outta here, you fuck!