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Cast overview, first billed only:
Chris R. Wright ...
The Landlord
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Dan Palmer ...
Dobbin
Simon Stanley-Ward ...
Marcus
Greg Martin ...
Jon
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Susan
Howard Lew Lewis ...
Jon Nicholas ...
Pooch
Ben Richards ...
Pike
James Ford ...
Ric
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Heather
Tamaryn Payne ...
Shaz
Chris Musselwhite ...
Smithy
Peter Stanley-Ward ...
Crow Brother #2 / Jobie
Harrison Hawker ...
Crow Brother #1 / Corpse
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There is a place... a place called Grockleton, wherein, high on a hill-top stands the lonely Beesley's Manor, governed by the villainous 'Landlord' and his lowly male counterparts (Pooch, Pike and the diesel-swilling Dobbin). Always on the look-out for new female company to help carry on the Beesley name, the Landlord keeps a watchful eye over Grockleton and anyone who dares to enter his land. When three improbable heroes stumble unsuspectingly into the Beesley's realm they are cruelly snared into a menacing hunt and an unstoppable frenzy of heart racing mayhem! Will the Landlord triumph and collect his 'trophies' (and maybe even a future bride?), or can the unlikely trio be victorious against him in his own game? Written by Official Website

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Excuse me, what was this garbage
26 June 2008 | by (South Africa) – See all my reviews

I hired this movie last night after a terrible trip back from work hoping it would be entertaining enough to relax me but my god what a load of garbage. Im from England and reside in South Africa and this movie was a disgrace not only to Britain but to the movie industry as a whole. Do not even rent this movie, I switched it off after the first half an hour and found myself even more agitated. I did not even find the quotes funny and it looked like the movie was shot in a studio half the time. What more can I say - this movie was an utter disgrace and not only a waste of precious time but a waste of money as well, do not spend more than two cents on this movie or you are being ripped off. I know one place where this movie would do well and thats in the garbage can. I have warned you so hire or buy at your own risk.


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