There is a place... a place called Grockleton, wherein, high on a hill-top stands the lonely Beesley's Manor, governed by the villainous 'Landlord' and his lowly male counterparts (Pooch, ... See full summary »

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Chris R. Wright ...
The Landlord
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Dan Palmer ...
Dobbin
Simon Stanley-Ward ...
Marcus
Greg Martin ...
Jon
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Susan
Howard Lew Lewis ...
Jon Nicholas ...
Pooch
Ben Richards ...
Pike
James Ford ...
Ric
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Heather
Tamaryn Payne ...
Shaz
Chris Musselwhite ...
Smithy
Peter Stanley-Ward ...
Crow Brother #2 / Jobie
Harrison Hawker ...
Crow Brother #1 / Corpse
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There is a place... a place called Grockleton, wherein, high on a hill-top stands the lonely Beesley's Manor, governed by the villainous 'Landlord' and his lowly male counterparts (Pooch, Pike and the diesel-swilling Dobbin). Always on the look-out for new female company to help carry on the Beesley name, the Landlord keeps a watchful eye over Grockleton and anyone who dares to enter his land. When three improbable heroes stumble unsuspectingly into the Beesley's realm they are cruelly snared into a menacing hunt and an unstoppable frenzy of heart racing mayhem! Will the Landlord triumph and collect his 'trophies' (and maybe even a future bride?), or can the unlikely trio be victorious against him in his own game? Written by Official Website

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The Landlord: Looks like we might have another Grockle problem.
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Somebody Shoot Me... Please
26 January 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This will be one of the biggest wastes of time, it will annoy you and you will regret your decision. I can't think of another reason someone would produce this pile of s--- unless they were just sadistic, talentless freaks with too much money or time on their hands.

I kept waiting for some kind of twist or plot development that would make it worth watching and it never happened.

It's starts out with some promise, or inklings that their may be something good coming.. BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS.

It gets worse and worse and worse as the movie goes, right up until the end when you realize you will never get the time back that you lost watching it.

There is NOTHING REDEEMING ABOUT THIS MOVIE.


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