Retarded Animal Babies (2003 Video)
Puppy: Yes, I am the fucking fucker, lead fucker of Fuck. How can I fuck you today?
Hamster: A is for ass!
Puppy: B is for balls!
Bunny: C is for clam-hat.
Cat: D is for lysdexsia.
Donkey: E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.
Hamster: G is for green!
Puppy: 3 is for tricycles!
Cat: 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.
Hamster: Splunge is for Splunge.
Donkey: Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!
Puppy: This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!
Cat: XXX is for porno! And beer!
Animal Babies: Y? Because we kill things!
Puppy: Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.
Bunny: Hey everyone, let's be superheroes today!
Cat: Hells yeah, dude! We could fly around and be cool. And have powers!
Puppy: And get our dicks wet.
Hamster: Maybe I'll find my mommy!
Donkey: [eating from a jar labeled Monkey Semen] I'm eatin' butter!
Donkey: If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.
Adult Hamster: [after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!
Adult Bunny: I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.
Donkey: I don't wanna be P-PPPU. English robots are gay, can i be Pants Poo Pee Poo instead?
Cat: Sure knock yourself out
Donkey: Okey Dokey
Cat: [encountering himself in an alternate timeline] Argh! A monster!