Pirates (2005) (V)

User Rating:

7.6/10   

Director:

Joone

Writers:

Joone (story)
Max Massimo (writer)

Release Date:

26 September 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Adult | Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy

Plot:

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate...

Plot Keywords:

Pirates | Pubic Hair | Lesbian Sex | Breast Suckling | Semen

Awards:

13 wins & 10 nominations

Cast

Jesse Jane	...	Jules Steele
Carmen Luvana	...	Isabella
Janine Lindemulder	...	Serena (as Janine)
Devon	...	Madelyn
Teagan	...	Christina (as Teagan Presley)
Evan Stone	...	Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn	...	Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater	...	Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore	...	Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie	...	Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix	...	Marco
Nhan	...	Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd	...	Oxford
Brian Surewood	...	Gino
Harry Bali	...	Priest

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX (USA) (promotional title)

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language.

Runtime:

129 min | Japan:72 min | USA:80 min (R Rated)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

UK:18R | USA:R (edited version) | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:X (original rating) (original version) | Australia:R (edited version) | Australia:X | Hong Kong:III | Japan:R-18 (censored)

Filming Locations:

California, USA

Company:

Adam & Eve Productions

Trivia:

Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television.

Quotes:

Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

Movie Connections:

Spoofs "Star Trek" (1966)

A porn I watched for the story.

This summer I've been working at an adult film store as a clerk and I must say we can't keep this movie on the shelf. People who mention the bad acting must have never seen a porn in their lives. With the weakest (acting) performance given by Jesse Jane, Evan Stone's character was spot on. I recommend this movie to everyone who hasn't seen it, and again to those that have. Having a background in digital animation I was surprised to see how well compositing was done. Great special effects especially considering the target market. The hardest part to get used to was watching the sex scenes accompanied by a full music score. Two thumbs (and a candlestick) way up!