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Pirates (2005)

Video  -  Adult | Adventure | Comedy  -  26 September 2005 (USA)
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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Jules Steel
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Isabella Valenzuela
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Serena
Devon ...
Madelyn
Teagan Presley ...
Christina
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Capt. Edward Reynolds
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Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ...
Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ...
Angelina
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Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ...
Marco
Nhan ...
Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ...
Oxford
Brian Surewood ...
Gino
Harry Bali ...
Priest
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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language | See all certifications »

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Capt. Edward Reynolds: Dead skeletons tell no tales.
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To call this film groundbreaking, for me, it must have very good scores in five areas: 1.Costumes/make-up 2. Sets/ambiance 3. Special effects / lighting 4. Sexual heat 5. Acting

Groundbreaking would have been for the director to provide his performers with acting lessons and on-set coaches. IMO that would have fused together the good costumes/sets/special effects/sexual interaction with that which most porn lacks--good acting. The budget was there, so to have a coach would have made it better for many of the actors who found themselves on unfamiliar ground, compared to other movies they've made.

Much better than any other so-called "ground breaking effort" by other film companies.

Janine did a great job, so did Ewan Stone. The Chinese guy was hilarious, although quite flat and wooden with his delivery. All the sex scenes were good.


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