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Jules Steel
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Isabella Valenzuela
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Serena
Devon ...
Madelyn
Teagan Presley ...
Christina
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Capt. Edward Reynolds
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Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ...
Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ...
Angelina
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Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ...
Marco
Nhan ...
Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ...
Oxford
Brian Surewood ...
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Harry Bali ...
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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language | See all certifications »

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Pirates is the one of the most expensive pornographic film ever made. See more »

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Wu Chow: It not my fault, I need more potassium!
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Followed by Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (2008) See more »

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Come on guys, it's porn, not a serious reflection of the times.
12 January 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I for one, loved this porn. Maybe not worth 70$ but if you can find it cheaper, more power to you. A lot of people are saying, wow, the acting was so bad, they need to make it more like a period piece if they want to do this right, I say, accept it for what it is... PORN! I accepted it and LOVED it. It didn't matter that the girls have tattoos, or say slang. Did it get me hot? yes! It's porn first, a movie second, and that is the point. It's not so you can sit back and go. "Hmmm, that movie really reflected the time period really well" No, it's to get you worked up*which it does!*, or to have a good time with your friends. The acting was horrible (but what can you expect, again its PORN!) I watched this with a friend and we were both laughing the whole time. What can you expect with the bad acting and cheesy lines? As a movie, yeah it kinda stinks, but as a porn (which it was meant to be) it rocked.

-also a skeleton sex scene would have been awesome.


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