Dixie Leigh Delton: [Looking at the cover of a magazine] Now that's a Ho.
Emmaline Potsam: Oh, no, honey that's a weed whacker. The hoes are in the back room.
Dixie Rose Delton: [on why she invited Bo to stay during the funeral services] It's the Christian thing to do.
Angela Dalton: So were the Crusades!