- Edwina: Nothing is impossible. "Impossible" is just "possible" with "I M" in front of it. "I - M - possible."
- Edwina: Are you telling me that you got loaded and laid the day before your wedding? Who do you think you are, me?
- Carlos: [handcuffed to Melissa] I married someone different! And I'd really like to know if she'll show up soon. Because I have better things to do than to be chained, to bridezilla... with a plan.