Firehouse Dog (2007)
Shane Fahey: I know your name is Rexxx, with like a lot of x's, but you'll always be Dewey to me.
Lionel Bradford: I hate it when he says "meat stew" like that. Why doesn't he just tell us what's in it?
Terence Kahn: It's meat.
Lionel Bradford: Mmm-hmmm. More like mystery meat.
Pep Clemente: Yeah, but it's starting to taste more and more like -
[they stop and see Dewey leaving droppings in the stew pot]
Pep Clemente: Dog, you just read my mind.
Shane Fahey: [as he prepares for bed, Shane builds a wall of pillows between himself and Dewey] And you better not snore.
[Dewey farts while asleep]
Shane Fahey: You're such a jerk.
[Dewey continues farting, Shane groans]
Lionel Bradford: Oh my God. It's the Ark of the Covenant
Pep Clemente: No. This is a fully water-jacketed 900 horsepower 'We ain't never arriving last on the scene again.' That's what this is.
Lionel Bradford: Yeah.
Joe Musto: Went down pretty hard in that ladder climbing competition. Good thing you landed on your head.
Terence Kahn: [chuckles] Yeah.
[slight pause everyone laughs.; then realizes what he meant]
Terence Kahn: Yeah.
Terence Kahn: [Pep arrives at the party] Since when are *you* a girl?
Pep Clemente: Stop staring. You'll burn holes.