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The Crucifier (2005)

Video  -  Horror  -  27 January 2005 (USA)
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Schizo
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Magdeline
Ryan Miller ...
Jennifer Ligierie ...
Jen (as Jenyphyre Ligieri)
Freddie Dingo ...
Fred the Crucifier
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Blonde in Cellar (as Suzie Lorraine)
Elena Kagan ...
Crucified Girl
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Crucified Girl
Heather Forte ...
Crucified Girl (as Heather Taylor)
Rachel Plaster ...
Crucified Girl (as Rachelle Plaster)
Sica Bosma ...
Crucified Girl (as Sica)
Bill Zebub ...
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Friends are invited to an LSD party. The host suffers a psychotic episode, and guests become captives. A friend has become a stranger as his delusions rule his thoughts. The forest becomes filled with unfortunate victims who die in a horrible manner. Will there be an end to the ritualistic torture? Written by Bill Zebub

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Not Worth Flushing Down Your Toilet - Save the Water
23 January 2006 | by (South Dakota, U.S.) – See all my reviews

Couldn't agree more with anyone who says this is bad, bad, bad. It's that bad. Incoherent, really. The little bits of dialogue are just atrocious, with guys in T-shirts and jeans sitting at a blue-collar kitchen table using old English mixed with new, occasionally slipping in-between American and British accents because they haven't been coached on how to deal with their oddball dialogue. The "story," if we take the liberty of calling it that, involves a lot of self-loathing (Bill Zebub's contribution?) and some kind of piecemeal, not-thought-out-too-far pseudo-Satanism, and a lot of crappy cliché shots that make it obvious the director is anything but eclectic in taste or life. A full half of the film is made up of naked or semi-naked young women tied up in a forest (the only thought in my mind seeing this was: "Mom, Dad, this is my big break!"). Slow pans up theirbodies or through the trees fail to hide the bored look on the girls' faces. Meanwhile, and through most of the film, pitifully awful, stupid and hate-able music plays, with lyrics worse than the film's dialogue ...idiotic enough to make your stomach turn. I see a lot of trashy films, but rarely are they so totally uncultured. There's no point ...life's too precious to bother over this garbage.


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