A character says, "Like sands through the hour glass, so are the last few minutes of our lives."
Sedgewick laments that he should be watching "The Love Boat" instead of on this adventure.
"What kind of crazy B-movie am I in, 'Attack of the Killer Cheese Curls'?"
Elliot quotes, "Say hello to my little friend!"
Sedgewick calls Robert the Terrible "Edward Scissorhands"
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything appear, hawking their upcoming feature film, which was still in production.