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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008)

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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With ... See full summary »

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Phil Vischer ...
George / Sedgewick / Willory / Sir Frederick / Mr. Hibbing / Bob the Tomato / Pirate Spy / Pirate Philippe Pea (voice)
Mike Nawrocki ...
Elliot / Pirate Jean Claude Pea / Theater Foe / Pirate Spy Sidekick / Pirate with Dummy / Rock Monster Father (voice)
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Robert the Terrible / The King (voice)
Laura Gerow ...
Eloise (voice)
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Alexander (voice)
Alan Lee ...
Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie (voice)
Cydney Trent ...
Bernadette (voice)
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Ellen (voice) (as Keri Pisapia)
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Caroline (voice) (as Sondra Morton Chaffin)
Jim Poole ...
Pirate Scooter Carrot (voice)
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Jolly Joe / King's Ship Officer / Background Voices (voice)
Drake Lyle ...
George Jr. / Rock Monster Boy (voice)
Ally Nawrocki ...
Lucy / Rock Monster Girl (voice)
Patrick Kramer ...
Collin (voice)
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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With their own problems of might not having this dream come true, they soon find themselves traveling back in time into the 17th century and begin a quest to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and learn about being pirates. Written by rocknrollunderdawg

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11 January 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Drôles de pirates  »

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Budget:

$15,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$4,251,320 (USA) (11 January 2008)

Gross:

$12,701,880 (USA) (29 February 2008)
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Phil Vischer completed the script for this film in 2002 - before Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) was released. But because of the bankruptcy and buyout of Big Idea Productions, the film wasn't able to start production until late 2005. See more »

Quotes

Collin: What matter of magic is this?
Sedgewick: It's not magic, it's Radio Shack!
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Crazy Credits

"No vegetables were harmed or injured during the making of this movie." See more »

Connections

Follows VeggieTales: King George and the Ducky (2000) See more »

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Jolly Joe's
Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke
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Very Cute, Good for all ages... just needed something to do with my hands
7 March 2008 | by (Michigan USA) – See all my reviews

Pirates was very cute, i took all of my younger brothers and sisters to see it and each of them liked something different about the movie. I especially liked the part where the rowboat fell out of the sky and the Rock Monster song was very funny. I grew up watching Veggie Tales and have been very disappointed with their more recent videos (post 2003 era) mostly because the writing seems to have lost something, it seemed like they were forcing the stories to have a blatantly Christian message. This movie was different from any other veggie tales because there was no Bible story the Pirates story was better than anything that's come out from them recently. However, about halfway through watching it, I started to fidget, luckily I had a bag with yarn and a crochet hook and I ended up having half a scarf by the time the movie was over.


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