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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008)

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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With ... See full summary »

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George / Sedgewick / Willory / Sir Frederick / Mr. Hibbing / Bob the Tomato / Pirate Spy / Pirate Philippe Pea (voice)
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Elliot / Pirate Jean Claude Pea / Theater Foe / Pirate Spy Sidekick / Pirate with Dummy / Rock Monster Father (voice)
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Robert the Terrible / The King (voice)
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Eloise (voice)
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Alexander (voice)
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Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie (voice)
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Bernadette (voice)
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Ellen (voice) (as Keri Pisapia)
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Caroline (voice)
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Pirate Scooter Carrot (voice)
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Jolly Joe / King's Ship Officer / Background Voices (voice)
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George Jr. / Rock Monster Boy (voice)
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Lucy / Rock Monster Girl (voice)
Patrick Kramer ...
Collin (voice)
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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With their own problems of might not having this dream come true, they soon find themselves traveling back in time into the 17th century and begin a quest to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and learn about being pirates. Written by rocknrollunderdawg

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11 January 2008 (USA)  »

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Drôles de pirates  »

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$4,251,320 (USA) (11 January 2008)

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$12,701,880 (USA) (29 February 2008)
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Phil Vischer completed the script for this film in 2002 - before Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) was released. But because of the bankruptcy and buyout of Big Idea Productions, the film wasn't able to start production until late 2005. See more »

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Willory: Like sands through the hour glass, so are the last few minutes of our lives.
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"No vegetables were harmed or injured during the making of this movie." See more »

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Follows VeggieTales: The Toy That Saved Christmas (1996) See more »

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Look At Us We're Walking Rocks
Words by Phil Vischer
Music by Mike Nawrocki
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Cute and Witty!
7 February 2008 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

Great movie for the whole family. There is no crude jokes or swearing! Has a witty plot and lovable characters. I only wish the movie had more songs. VeggieTales movies usually have lots of songs! Anyway, it's still is a wholesome, clever and cute little film. There was even some jokes that adults could only get, like gags about the "Love Boat" and stuff. But, it didn't have Bob the Tomato, in the movie until the very end. That was too bad because Bob is my favorite character. My favorite part is at the end when the "Rock Monster" music video plays. It's really funny. Overall, I recommend this film for anyone who wants to see a harmless and witty movie about talking vegetables. Enjoy!


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