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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008)

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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Phil Vischer ...
George / Sedgewick / Willory / Sir Frederick / Mr. Hibbing / Bob the Tomato / Pirate Spy / Pirate Philippe Pea (voice)
Mike Nawrocki ...
Elliot / Pirate Jean Claude Pea / Theater Foe / Pirate Spy Sidekick / Pirate with Dummy / Rock Monster Father (voice)
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Robert the Terrible / The King (voice)
Laura Gerow ...
Eloise (voice)
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Alexander (voice)
Alan Lee ...
Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie (voice)
Cydney Trent ...
Bernadette (voice)
Keri Pagetta ...
Ellen (voice) (as Keri Pisapia)
Megan Murphy ...
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Caroline (voice) (as Sondra Morton Chaffin)
Jim Poole ...
Pirate Scooter Carrot (voice)
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Jolly Joe / King's Ship Officer / Background Voices (voice)
Drake Lyle ...
George Jr. / Rock Monster Boy (voice)
Ally Nawrocki ...
Lucy / Rock Monster Girl (voice)
Patrick Kramer ...
Collin (voice)
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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With their own problems of might not having this dream come true, they soon find themselves traveling back in time into the 17th century and begin a quest to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and learn about being pirates. Written by rocknrollunderdawg

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11 January 2008 (USA)  »

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Drôles de pirates  »

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Budget:

$15,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$4,251,320 (USA) (11 January 2008)

Gross:

$12,701,880 (USA) (29 February 2008)
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Trivia

Universal's first computer-animated film. See more »

Quotes

Elliot: [singing] Woah, Papa's got a gumball, Nellie. Papa's got a gumball, Sue. Papa's got a gumball, Nellie. I think I'll blow a bubble for you. Woah, Papa's got a pork chop, Nellie. Papa's got a pork chop...
Sedgewick: Will you stop it?
Elliot: What? It's a good song. Don't you like it?
Sedgewick: After the 32nd verse, it grates. Besides, it's making me hungry.
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Crazy Credits

The Killer Cheese Curls cavort around the closing credits. See more »

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References Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) See more »

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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke
Performed by Relient K
Relient K appears courtesy of Gotee Records, Inc.
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A Very Big Disappointment
13 January 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I've been a fan of Veggie Tales since they came out. They were funny and sent a great message. This was possibly the most boring animated movie I've ever seen. Now granted I'm in my twenties but I still enjoy kids cartoon movies, so when I see one I don't like, I try to hear the reaction from the kids in the audience to see how they enjoy it. Aside from a chuckle every now and then, none of the kids were laughing during the movie. I think the main problem is that there's a lot of dialog. So, coming from a life long fan of the Veggie Tales, it's probably best to keep the kids at home and throw in one of Veggie classics.


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