Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (2005– )
[Anthony, in a Swedish design store, has come across a container for bathroom emergencies on long car rides]
Anthony: You know you're in Sweden when you come across something too damn practical for comment.
Anthony Bourdain: All this talk about punctured skin is making me hungry.
Anthony: Pretty much all I know about Sweden comes from travel books and subtitled foreign films.
[Cut to a "Swedish film"; a barren winter landscape narrated by a man and woman speaking in Swedish, with English subtitles]
Man: When does the bus come?
Woman: The bus never comes.
Man: Then I want to die.
Woman: We all want to die.
Woman: I hear ABBA is considering a reunion tour.
Anthony: [voiceover] Ahh, Sweden...