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Seven college students, who make up of the bookish Emily; friendly bad-guy Johnny; punk girl Maddy; the token gay Ricky; gangster-rapper 'Q'; British exchange student Sylvia; and football stud Tim; are picked to travel to a private island owned by the reclusive Vincent King and his film-obsessed wife Mary Shelley to study island wildlife. But is isn't long when a mysterious killer begins killing the students one-by-one, and modeling them after gory murder scenes from numerous horror films. Are the eccentric Vincent and Mary Shelley the killers? if so, who is the mysterious fisherman lurking around the grounds of the island? Plus, does Emily know a lot more of what is going on then she claims to? Written by
Did Winnie Cooper owe someone a favor or something? This sucked, big time. All these people need to be torn apart by a chainsaw. This movie FAILS in everything it tries to do and needs to die. The only redeeming quality is the gore and the killings - but those are few and far between, which is really stupid. I'm watching this crappy movie on Hulu right now, I REALLY want the stupid Gaysian and blonde to be hacked to bits. Like NOW, he's freakin singing Fame while the blonde pisses in the woods, classy. Ow, this is bad i have to turn this off. If you are thinking about watching Hack! I recommend you don't. Really, just go watch some old episodes of The Wonder Years instead.
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