Blown (2005)

Bobby and Karen are in love. When Bobby proposed, it should have been the happiest day of their lives, but their neighbor, voodoo priestess Esmerelda, has other plans. With the help of a ... See full summary »

Directors:

David C. Hayes, Bill Koning,

Writers:

David C. Hayes, Bill Koning,

Stars:

Carina Lira, Jeff Dolniak, Kevin Moyers

Cast

Credited cast:
Carina Lira	...	Karen
Jeff Dolniak	...	Bobby
Kevin Moyers	...	Professor / The Head / Louis
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Corey Busboom	...	Reed
Dan Erbach	...	Doyle
Joanna Green	...	Professor's Skank
David C. Hayes	...	Sluggo
Mike Heenan	...	Burl
Lolita Latex	...	Posessed Esmerelda
Aaron Nickels	...	Sex Shop Clerk
Dana Ratcliff	...	Candy
Brian Reid	...	Kyle
Tony Sabal	...	Narrator
Rachel Stanley	...	Alice
Anthony Tempesta	...	Keith

Storyline

Bobby and Karen are in love. When Bobby proposed, it should have been the happiest day of their lives, but their neighbor, voodoo priestess Esmerelda, has other plans. With the help of a mystical severed head, Esmerelda plots her revenge through the eyes of a killer blow-up doll.

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Plot Keywords:

one word title

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Taglines:

Esmerelda... she's a real DOLL!

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Romance

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

15 January 2005 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Mesa, Arizona, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$2,500,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Abnormal Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

90 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

User Reviews

Of Course It's Brainless Crap! Is That a Bad Thing?

This movie is utter crap, and it KNOWS it's utter crap and makes no pretense to be anything else. There's a narrator who, at the very beginning of the flick, informs the viewer that this movie is essentially what happens when you give a video camera to a bunch of four year olds. He's not lying. Anybody looking for a good movie should probably be smart enough to pop the DVD out of their player right after the intro.

With that attitude, there's no way for this drek-fest to go wrong, and it never does. It's self-effacing silliness at its freaky-finest and is sure to be enjoyed by all who appreciate cinematic masterpieces such as "Bloodsucking Freaks" and "Barn of the Blood Llama." It's far more comedy, and sophomoric, brainless comedy at that, than horror.

Don't miss director David Hayes lesson on how to fund your own bad movie by selling junk on eBay after the conclusion of the main feature!