4 August 2005
Dee introduces the guys to her friend, Terrell, from her acting class who offers to help promote their bar. The promotion is successful, with the catch that their clientèle is now gay men. Dennis' vanity leads him to enjoy the attention of the new customers, while Charlie strives to prove he's not a racist.
11 August 2005
In this take on the abortion debate Dennis and Mac go to opposite sides of an abortion rally to pick up women while Charlie deals with an unruly kid he believes to be his son.
16 August 2005
The gang turns Paddy's into a safe haven for teens, but things get weird when they all get asked to the local high school prom.
23 August 2005
When Charlie confidentially confides that he has cancer, it leads to a series of instances of the guys manipulating women and one gorgeous transsexual (not a transvestite).
Season 1, Episode 5: Gun Fever30 August 2005
When Paddy's is robbed, Charlie and Mac suspect it was an inside job, and Dennis decides to protect the place by purchasing a firearm, but gets trigger-happy instead.
6 September 2005
A guy dies in Paddy's pub. Dennis and Mac use the guy's death as an excuse to get close to the guy's attractive granddaughter. Meanwhile, Charlie discovers that Dennis and Dee's grandfather was a Nazi.
13 September 2005
The gang learns that Charlie's former elementary school teacher is on trial for child molestation and they attempt to stage an intervention to get Charlie to admit that he was.
29 June 2006
When Dennis accidentally runs over Charlie with his car, Charlie uses his new injury to get the sympathy of the strippers at the local strip club. Meanwhile, Dennis & Dee's dad Frank (Danny DeVito) returns, and the gang discovers what it's like to live in the shoes of the unfortunate.
29 June 2006
When half of Paddy's gets bought out by a business developer, the gang seeks revenge. Unfortunately, an ill-timed dog-napping plot, a poorly made video tape, and a flaming bag of poop threaten the gang's chances of getting their property back.
6 July 2006
Dennis and Dee decide to quit the bar and go on welfare to follow their dreams, but wind up getting addicted to crack instead. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac go on a spending spree when Frank stashes all of his remaining cash in Charlie's bank account.
6 July 2006
Tensions run high in the gang when Mac courts Dennis and Dee's mom and the two organize a stakeout to blackmail Frank and get out of "Charlie work".
13 July 2006
Inspired by the movie "Million Dollar Baby", Frank teaches Dee to inflict punishment while Dennis and Mac teach Charlie to take punishment. But both fighting careers are derailed by the use of "performance enhancing supplements".
20 July 2006
After being arrested for arson, Charlie is sentenced to community service and required to attend AA. Here he makes a discovery that could assist him in his ongoing effort to connect with the Waitress.
27 July 2006
Frank tries to cavort the holy crowd when Mac discovers a water stain on Paddy's wall that closely resembles the Virgin Mary.
3 August 2006
Dennis' campaign for public office is quickly derailed by Frank's smear tactics and Charlie's illegal contributions.
10 August 2006
To prove their patriotism, Charlie and Dee try to upstage the local anti-smoking group, while Dennis and Mac turn Paddy's into a bastion of true freedom. But when Frank takes things too far, Paddy's is populated with creeps and lowlifes, and the gang decides they want to live under a totalitarian state.
17 August 2006
When Dennis and Dee discover their mother has lied to them about Frank being their dad, they get to know their real father. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie attempt to impress Mac's imprisoned father by becoming hardened criminals.
13 September 2007
Mac and Dee decide to raise a baby they find in the dumpster. Dennis talks some trash while going green and befriending radical environmentalist groups, while Charlie and Frank go dumpster-diving.
13 September 2007
Dennis, Mac, and Dee take part in the Philadelphia Eagles' open tryouts, while Frank drops acid and freaks out when he and Charlie tailgate next to the McPoyles.
20 September 2007
After Dennis and Dee's gold-digging mother dies from a botched plastic-surgery operation, Dee and Frank scheme to get their name in the will, while Dennis inherits the house and makes plans for a party mansion.
20 September 2007
Charlie, Mac, Dennis and Dee are held hostage in the bar by a revenge-seeking Liam McPoyle along with his dim-witted brother, Ryan, and his ugly, deaf and dumb cousin, Margaret, who subject the nihilistic quartet to various torture and mind games, while Frank hides out in the air ducts while searching for a will to a relative of his and decides to take matters in his own hands to end the hostage situation.
27 September 2007
Dee discovers that her old high school friend "Fatty McGoo," the only girl in school who was a bigger loser than she was, is now a successful fashion designer. She and Dennis compete to create dress designs while Frank and Mac open a sweatshop to manufacture Dennis' dresses.
27 September 2007
As they prepare for the annual Pub Crawl, the gang is horrified to learn that they face competition from a new Korean bar.
4 October 2007
A corporate chain offers to buy the Paddy's Pub, leaving Dee and Charlie unemployed and forcing them to find jobs at another restaurant, where they abuse their positions and take advantage of the manager, who is Dee's friend.
4 October 2007
In their quest to become famous, Frank, Charlie, and Mac, search for newsworthy footage to air on public access.
11 October 2007
While Dennis and Dee try to figure out if the rapper Dee is dating has a mental handicap or not, Charlie, Mac, and Frank try to start their own band without knowledge of how to play musical instruments.
18 October 2007
After reading that a serial killer is on the loose, the gang notices that Mac is acting shady and decides to find out if he's the man behind the murders.
25 October 2007
Dennis is angry because he's being mistaken for a fat guy rather than the sex offender who moved next door to Charlie. Meanwhile, Mac's father is released from prison and he and Mac have some catching up to do.
1 November 2007
After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.
1 November 2007
While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.
15 November 2007
Dee and Mac become Guardian Angels and clean up the streets when a bum starts using the alley behind the bar to masturbate. Meanwhile, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank impersonate police officers in order to get preferential treatment.
15 November 2007
After Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's Pub up for 1st prize in a local dance competition, Frank makes the gang participate in the contest. Here, they form alliances and try to cheat the other contestants, as well as themselves, out of first place.
18 September 2008
Mac and Dennis pursue the ultimate high of hunting another man by stalking Rickety Cricket, while Dee and Charlie become obsessed with eating human flesh after they come to believe Frank has fed some of it to them.
18 September 2008
While Mac, Dennis, and Charlie use their classic setup to sell gallons of gasoline door to door, Frank subjects Dee to a series of torture and mind games when he suspects that Dee is trying to kill him while the two plot to steal their inheritance from Bruce Mathis.
25 September 2008
After buying a billboard, Frank subjects Dennis to a series of humiliating tests in a competition to get on the billboard, while Mac tries to find female subjects willing to go through his own version of a reality show, of sorts.
25 September 2008
Charlie manipulates Mac and Dennis when he accuses the two of them with sleeping with the coffee shop waitress.
2 October 2008
After Mac's father is released from prison, he and Charlie freak out and decide that the only way out is to fake their own deaths, which they do by destroying Dee's car. Meanwhile, Dennis and Frank probe the origins of a mysterious hole that has appeared in the bathroom at Paddy's.
2 October 2008
Dee, humiliated by being forced to take public transportation, decides to blackmail Mac and Charlie after discovering that the two are alive and tries to get compensation for her destroyed vehicle. Meanwhile, Dennis' quest for anonymous sex goes too far when his new roommate throws a huge party.
9 October 2008
After Charlie accuses Frank of crapping in his bed, Mac and Dennis get involved and stage an overnight observation to get to the bottom of this mystery in a case of "Who Pooped The Bed". Meanwhile, Dee, inspired by "Sex & The City", takes the Waitress and Artemis for a night on the town while Artemis figures out the subtleties of the poop mystery.
16 October 2008
The gang kidnaps the writer of a review claiming that Paddy's is the worst bar in Philadelphia and tries to force him to change his mind. But things get worse when Charlie accidentally kidnaps the writer's neighbor.
23 October 2008
While Frank and Mac come up with ways to spice up Dennis' erotic memoir, Dee finds that spending time in Charlie's shoes is way more difficult than it seems, and vice-versa.
30 October 2008
After Dee has a heart attack, she and Dennis try to attain healthier lifestyles, and Frank gets addicted to pills and committed to a mental institution. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie join the corporate work force to get health insurance and wind up abusing their positions.
6 November 2008
In order to get Paddy's recognized by the city as a historical landmark, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie flash back to 1776 to tell the tale of the Paddy's crew's involvement in the cracking of the Liberty Bell.
13 November 2008
While trying to make their own dreams come true, the gang decides to pay it forward to an unlucky family living in the city only to have their plans backfire on them.
20 November 2008
Charlie stages a rock opera based on his song "Nightman," and recruits the rest of the gang to help him with it.
17 September 2009
While Frank buys a foreclosed house with intentions of selling it for profit, Mac and Dennis become hot-headed real estate brokers, and Dee takes advantage of a suburban couple looking to hire a surrogate mother.
24 September 2009
The gang takes Dee's new subcompact car and a U-haul on the road with the intentions of hitting the Grand Canyon, and Charlie attempts to expand his horizons.
1 October 2009
Mac and Dennis try to cut back Paddy's expenses by firing Dee and Charlie, and Frank figures out a clever way to keep the bar afloat.
8 October 2009
After Frank embarrasses himself at the funeral of a deceased relative, Dennis and Dee decide that it's finally time to give him an intervention for his reckless lifestyle.
15 October 2009
Dee discovers that the waitress Charlie is obsessed with is getting married to her ex-boyfriend and plots to derail the wedding, while Mac, Frank and Dennis try to get Charlie back on the dating scene.
22 October 2009
Fighting a series of traffic tickets, Dennis, along with the rest of the gang, tell the judge about their horrific experiences at Game 5 of the Phillies' world series.
29 October 2009
The gang decides to put on a wrestling show for troops returning home while Dee courts a soldier who doesn't seem like the person she's chatting online with.
5 November 2009
The gang attempts to create a merchandising angle for Paddy's when a convention comes to Philly.
12 November 2009
Taking Dee's advice seriously, Mac and Dennis decide that they're too co-dependent on each other and need to spend time apart. Meanwhile Charlie and Frank help Dee out with a major cat problem in her apartment.
19 November 2009
Dennis presents his fool-proof plan for picking up chicks, but soon finds that the gang each has their own fool-proof plans for one-upping each other.
3 December 2009
After Dee gets cast as an extra in the new M. Night Shyamalan movie, Mac and Charlie see a perfect opportunity to pitch their script, while Frank becomes a casting agent for Dennis.
10 December 2009
Mac, Dennis, and Charlie seek revenge on another bar after their 10 year ban in a local flip cup tournament is lifted, but find they are in need of some serious practice. Dee discovers new skills and Frank wears tight pants.
16 September 2010
Mac pulls out the big guns to protect the sanctity of marriage, while the rest of the gang reap the rewards of marital bliss.
23 September 2010
Marital bliss turns to marital business, as the gang experiences the emotional and economic tribulations of divorce.
30 September 2010
The gang attempts to open themselves up to the adventures of the sea after they purchase their 'new' boat.
7 October 2010
After Mac wins a radio contest to score a goal on the Flyers' ice, he and Charlie train for the event - badly, while Dennis and Dee start their own radio program.
14 October 2010
Mac & Charlie attempt to fix up their old pool after getting rejected by a country club, Dennis, Dee, and Frank attempt to gain entry to the club.
21 October 2010
Charlie and Mac set-up a truly odd couple after Mac's Mom burns the house down, while Frank discovers the importance of paternal care when Dee falls ill.
28 October 2010
The gang gets a real 'scare' after Dee reveals she's pregnant, forcing the guys to recall their last hazy Halloween Party to determine if one of them might be the father.
4 November 2010
A blast from the past prompts the guys to expand membership, and Dee to re-consider her future.
11 November 2010
Motivated by the drama teacher who inspired her, Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher and exposes her students to the culture of Paddy's with a field trip to see the Gang's take on the Lethal Weapon series: Lethal Weapon 5.
18 November 2010
When keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink, the gang decides to put the cynicism aside and throw a surprise party to cheer him up.
2 December 2010
Things go awry as the Gang travels to Atlantic City for a charity benefit. While Frank, Dee and Mac try to survive in the woods, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to the city and have the night of their lives.
9 December 2010
Before Dee's baby arrives, The Gang tries to figure out who is the father by throwing a house party for all her former flings.
17 November 2009
After years of being mistreated by Frank during the holiday season when he buys gifts for himself, Dennis and Dee decide to teach him a lesson by contacting his old business partner, Eugene, for help to make the mean-spirited and nihilist Frank see the Christmas spirit of giving, rather than taking. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie reflect on their childhood Christmases, and realize that they were not as joyous and wonderful as they remembered from Mac remembering being taught how to break into peoples houses to steal their Christmas presents by his career-criminal parents, and Charlie who remembers his single, boozed-out, coked-up mother inviting a slew of "Santas"/clients over at her house.
15 September 2011
With Frank intent on marrying a prostitute, The Gang tries to make the best of it by attempting an image makeover to uncover the heart of gold that exists deep inside Frank's "pretty woman."
22 September 2011
Dee and Dennis take the gang to their favorite childhood vacation spot where things aren't quite how they remember. While Dee and Dennis see the seedy side of the Jersey Shore, Mac, Frank and Charlie have the nights of their lives.
29 September 2011
Frank accidentally gets into the child pageantry business and is terrified of coming across as a 'Diddler'. As Dee tries to get revenge on Stage Mom's everywhere, Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they've found their dark horse to win 'Frank's Little Beauties'.
6 October 2011
Dee faces an IRS audit over her claim that the baby she carried as a surrogate is her dependent, while the guys decide to run the bar in an unemotional, democratic manner rather than their typical method of shouting and personal attacks.
13 October 2011
When Frank's long lost brother Gino shows up at the bar, the two of them tell the gang about the jazz club they ran in the 1960s and 70s, and how they fell out over Shadynasty, a singer who was the love of both of their lives.
20 October 2011
As a hurricane threatens Philadelphia, Mac, Dennis and Charlie go to a mall to buy supplies and check out the large breasted TV reporter broadcasting from there, while Frank and Dee prepare Paddy's, and its basement bunker, for the storm.
27 October 2011
On a day of ultimate boredom and listlessness, the gang breaks out a homemade board game, created by Mac, Dee, Charlie, and Dennis.
3 November 2011
The gang's plan to use Facebook to promote Paddy's goes awry when they become obsessed with tracking down a man who shushed them while they were visiting a trendy new club.
10 November 2011
Inspired by Indiana Jones, Dennis, Dee, and Frank sneak into a house supposed to contain a rare vase, but become trapped when the owners return home early.
17 November 2011
During confession, Mac tells a priest how Paddy's sudden spell of success resulted in him becoming fat, and why the rest of the gang is to blame.
1 December 2011
A presidential visit to Philadelphia threatens to keep the gang from seeing a new action movie, leaving Dennis stuck in traffic, Frank stealing a boat, and Dee and Charlie prowling the city's sewers.
8 December 2011
The gang attends their high school reunion, at which Dee manages to ingratiate herself with the popular crowd, Charlie and Mac get picked on, and Dennis is ignored by everyone.
15 December 2011
Humiliated by the popular crowd at their high school reunion, the gang attempts to gain revenge, with predictably disastrous results.
11 October 2012
Dennis and Dee's Nazi grandfather is wasting away in a hospital, and it's their choice whether to pull the plug or not. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac go crazy trying to find a dog painting they think has a lot of value.
18 October 2012
Frank and the gang come up with a plan to undercut the garbage men union and get the contract to collect the city's trash.
25 October 2012
Dennis and the gang crash Maureen Ponderosa's wedding to make sure all ties with her are severed.
1 November 2012
After invading the world of the wealthy, Charlie and Dee find romance. Not to be left out, Dennis, Frank and Mac try to get in on the action.
8 November 2012
Sweet Dee goes to her Psychiatrist. The Psychiatrist is shocked to learn that Dee brings the whole gang along with her, forcing the Doctor to discuss their problems with each of them.
15 November 2012
Charlie's Mom tells him she has cancer. The gang tries to help her out, each in their own way. Meanwhile, Frank thinks his mind may be slipping.
29 November 2012
Under threat of a hostile takeover, the board of Frank's old company calls him back to run the company. As before, Frank maximizes the company's product: money. Dennis, Mac and Dee find Phillies VIP tickets and find themselves in a business deal of their own.
6 December 2012
The gang starts playing an online video game and Charlie becomes obsessed with becoming the best player in the game. Meanwhile, Dennis is upset everyone else is playing the game all the time and not out enjoying the real world.
13 December 2012
The gang turns up at the same restaurant for dinner at three different tables. They pretend not to notice they noticed they are noticing each other. Then the one-upmanship begins.
20 December 2012
Court is in session at Paddy's Pub as Frank and Dennis present their cases to the rest of the gang, resulting in a verdict that will change their lives FOREVER...but not really.
4 September 2013
Dennis actually fears that Dee really has hit rock bottom. With Frank's help, the gang comes up with an elaborate plan to cheer Dee up, or did they?
11 September 2013
Frank appears on TV to stir up controversy surrounding national pro and anti-gun talking points. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to prove to Mac and Charlie that they can get a gun in this country as easily as anybody, while Charlie and Mac attempt to become school security guards.
18 September 2013
Once again, Paddy's is passed up by the Philadelphia Free Press' annual "Best Bar In Philadelphia" competition. So to win the award, the gang goes to the bar that did win the award in an attempt to stake out the competition. Meanwhile, Frank attempts to woo the press to Paddy's to show them that they're better than the competition.
25 September 2013
After making some very questionable investment choices, the gang try to dump their losses on Ben The Soldier while they look for the man who is pulling their strings.
Season 9, Episode 5: Mac Day2 October 2013
Each member of the gang gets a day to do what they want while the others must participate. Mac's Day involves him and his cousin, known as "Country Mac", doing things that are bad ass. But while the gang grows tired of Mac's antics, they soon begin to scheme to replace Mac with Country Mac.
9 October 2013
While making a beer run at a local convenience store, the gang witnesses a robbery taking place and each one comes up with a scenario that will save the day and render them heroes.
16 October 2013
When a severe flu outbreak sweeps Philadelphia the gang voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's.
23 October 2013
When an experiment successfully multiplies Charlie's intellect and takes him away from the bar, the rest of the gang find themselves struggling to complete the menial 'Charlie Work' that has kept the bar running for so long.
30 October 2013
After creative differences over what constitutes tasteful nudity cause Frank to pull his money out of Lethal Weapon 6 during filming, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie screen their rough footage for investors in hopes of raising enough capital to finish the production of their latest masterpiece.
6 November 2013
When some bad blood with old foes compromises their ideal Thanksgiving, the gang decides to make amends by breaking bread with those they've hurt.
The gang try to solve world hunger by purchasing a small plot of land to start growing their own food, however Charlie ends up buying "magic beans" instead of seeds.
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