- [first lines]
- Tad: [wearing wolf ears and holding a script for "The Three Little Pigs"] Uh, uh, uh, uh... oh. How am I supposed to read this?
- Lily: Now, Tad, I want you to say your lines nice and loud.
- Parker Pig: Lily, why can't I be one of the three little pigs? I'm a natural.
- [oinks and points at his ears]