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Futurama: Bender's Big Score (Video 2007) Poster

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Professor Farnsworth: Yes? I see.

[hangs up phone]

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.

[the crew cheers]

Professor Farnsworth: And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.

[the crew cheers doubtfully]

Professor Farnsworth: In fact, most of them died from their injuries.

[the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly]

Professor Farnsworth: And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.

Fry: Why?

Professor Farnsworth: Oh, it's got a million and one uses.

[Takes some Torgo's Powder and sprinkles it in his pants]

Professor Farnsworth: Aw, that soothes the fire.

Leela: [referring to both the numerous air conditioners and the admirers of Futurama] So what does this mean for us and our many fans?

Professor Farnsworth: It means we're back on the air!

[the crew is still silent]

Professor Farnsworth: Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!

[the crew cheers wildly]

Bender: We're back, baby!

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Leela: What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?

Fry: It was bound to be somewhere!

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Al Gore: Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!

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Bender: I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.

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Nibbler: Everyone, out of the universe!

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Amy Wong: Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now.

Zoidberg: Yes... Now...

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[Nibbler finishes removing the timecode from Fry's butt with a laser]

Nibbler: Finished. I've managed to save the universe and forty percent of your rectum.

[everyone cheers]

Bubblegum Tate: That's all you need.

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Hermes Conrad: And that's why they call me 11-inch Conrad.

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Bender: I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.

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Lars: Hello, everyone who isn't Leela. And a special hello to everyone else.

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[last lines]

Bender: Well, we're boned.

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Bender: You know its funny...

Fry: What?

Bender: Your wiener! haha

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Professor Farnsworth: I can wire anything directly into anything! I am the Professor!

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Bender: Not so neutral now, are you, Sweden?

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Barbados Slim: You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye forever!

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Professor Farnsworth: I'm sciencing as fast as I can!

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Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.

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Al Gore: Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... one gallon of gas!

[dramatic chord]

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[Leela and Lars share an intimate kiss in the Hall of Screaming Skulls]

Leela: Let's go to my place.

[cut to an outside shot of Leela's apartment building. A wrecking ball razes the building]

Lars: I... like what you've done with it.

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[everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Neptune after the scammer aliens have taken over the Earth]

Bender: Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!

Leela: What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.

Zoidberg: Jedis?

[a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance]

Zoidberg: Oh... YETIS!

Professor Farnsworth: Amy - you speak Yeti - what are they saying?

Amy Wong: I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!

[a trio of giant Yetis smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leela runs towards them]

Leela: Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. I just got dumped!

[the Yetis flee in terror as Leela chases after them with a primitive spear]

Hermes Conrad: Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! She's gone crazy Eddie in the heady!

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[Hermes realizes that Zoidberg attached his head to his body backwards]

Hermes Conrad: You incompetent crab!

Zoidberg: I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging.

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Hermes Conrad: Kiss my front-butt!

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Nudar: You've got no code, no porn, and you're ugly. Let's dance!

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Lars: Sir, you're just a little enraged 'cause you're dying.

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NudarShlumpFleb: [singing] Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey, hey, hey! We took your stuff!

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Barbados Slim: Cruel runnings, man. Hahahaha!

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Bubblegum Tate: Man, that cube-root was a real buzzlebeater Clyde!

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Professor Farnsworth: If Hermes were here, he'd fire you all!

Hermes Conrad: I am here.

Professor Farnsworth: Quiet, you!

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Nudar: Nice attack, doodoo heads!

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[Bender's time paradox duplicate prepares to terminate Fry]

Bender: Hasta la vista, meatbag!

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Nudar: You, Booger-Bot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy!

Bender: Who the hell is he?

Scruffy: I'm Scruffy... the janitor.

Bender: Hang on, Scruffy!

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Hermes Conrad: Without my body, I'm a nobody!

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Leela: [Bender returns from time travel and steals... ] The Mona Lisa!

Bender: Sorry, it's not quite finished.

Shlump: Da Vinci give you any trouble?

Bender: Let's just say he might not make it to "The Last Supper".

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Professor Farnsworth: Time travel is impossible!

Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?

Professor Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?

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Amy Wong: Ahh, don't blame yourself, Bender.

Bender: I don't blame myself. I blame all of you!

Amy Wong: Us? How could you possibly blame us?

Bender: It ain't easy. It just proves how great I am.

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Lars: [to Zapp Brannigan] Admiral, will we stop attacking at any point? Or is this one of those phony bologna feel-good wars like the War on Drugs?

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Bender: Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's secret recipe: "Chicken, grease, salt".

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Nibbler: Alas our kitten-class attack ships were no use for their mighty chairs. The universe is doomed! Doomed!

Fry: Can I pull up my pants now?

Nibbler: Dooooooooooooooooooooomed!

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Fry: So my copy lived 12 years longer before Bender killed him? I wonder what his life was like.

Scruffy: Hmm, I guess we'll never know.

Zoidberg: Or *will* we?

[pause]

Scruffy: Nope.

Narrator: [to audience] *They* won't know! But you *will*! Lucky you!

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Bender: [Bender falls out of sky, get's up, looks around] Awww, I lost him, people will call me a failure.

Bender: [notices Fry in the upstairs window of Panucci's Pizza] Others however will call me the World's Sexiest Killing Machine, that's fun at parties.

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Turanga Munda: Our little girl is finally getting married, and to a normal two-eyed human.

Turanga Morris: Eh, he's not good enough for her. Leela deserves a guy with a dozen eyes.

Turanga Munda: Quit trying to fix her up with Fly Mutant!

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Bender: Sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth.

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Dr. Shlavinowitz: Leelu is a rare toothed female narwhal who got disoriented and washed up in Atlantic City, as we all do from time to time.

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Fry: That's it. I don't see how things could get any worse

Bender: We could sing.

Professor Farnsworth: I'd rather kill myself.

Amy Wong: Why not do both?

Professor Farnsworth: Oh, very well.

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Bender: [the Professor displays an equaution] What do ya got there, numbers?

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Bender: [entering a cab, driven by Al Gore] Follow that guy. Ther's an extra hundred in it for you, if you follow him that close that you run him over.

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Bender: I accept this Nobel Peace Prize not just for myself, but for crime robots everywhere. Skoal!

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