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Too Beautiful (2005)

Troppo belli (original title)
Costantino and Daniele are two friends which have very success with girls. Their wish is to work in the show business and they can achieve their goal when meet Valeria, top model and ... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
Costantino Vitagliano ...
Costantino
Daniele Interrante ...
Daniele
Jennifer Poli ...
Michela
Alessandra Pierelli ...
Chiara
Fausto Maria Sciarappa ...
Claudio
Kiara Tomaselli ...
(as Chiara Tomaselli)
Ernesto Mahieux ...
Dott. Giampalmi
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Marta Mangiucca
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Costantino and Daniele are two friends which have very success with girls. Their wish is to work in the show business and they can achieve their goal when meet Valeria, top model and actress, who offers both guys the chance they are looking for: meet Mr. Giampalmi, an important producer. But the producer is Valeria's father who wants the guys to be cheated... Written by Gero

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Unwilling Entertainment
22 September 2010 | by (Italy) – See all my reviews

You know, sometimes people can be proud of things they should be ashamed of. Like knowing a movie from your country (Italy in my case) is in the IMDb's bottom #50, getting a lower score every month or so. This movie is an epic soft teen-girls-only-porno fail. The unwritten tagline is "It's Costantino. And Daniele. In a movie. Nothing else matters!" and for some 12 years old girls maybe it worked. Still such a wonderful abortion deserves some deep examination... So, the story. There's no story, just two guys trying to become famous instead of getting out their parents' house. some short-comedy with Naples people, (really) soft-core scenes for girls, a scene where they get drunk with half a beer and then get famous for real. Yes, it's as great as it sounds. The characters, the pillars of the movie, are almost identical. I'm not joking: there is this point in the movie where I really had an hard time telling apart Costantino from Daniele. They don't evolve, they don't have points, views, interests, they just exists for us to worship them I suppose. They're a huge monument to today's nihilsm. The original voice dub is so bad that resembles voice dub parodies from youtube. It's like they didn't memorize any of the lines, so they had a lot of trouble when re-dubbing. Sometimes they speak, but the mouth stays closed. And it's not a synch problem. This movie is so...empty. Half the time Costa' and Dani' are trying to escape from a bunch of women desperately seeking to rape them, the other half is spent in useless dialogs with their girlfriends. or the Cinderella subplot. It's like they wanted to make More than an hour of static video of the two famous TV show hosts for teenager but feared our Tvs could burn by showing a static image. Don't waste any more time: BUY this movie, watch it until the end, then if you still got your eyes BURN it while laughing. And crying for humanity's future.


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