Bathory: Countess of Blood
(2008)
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Bathory: Countess of Blood
(2008)
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| Anna Friel | ... | ||
| Karel Roden | ... | ||
| Vincent Regan | ... |
Ferenc Nadasdy
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| Hans Matheson | ... |
Merisi Caravaggio
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Deana Horváthová | ... |
Darvulia
(as Deana Jakubisková-Horváthová)
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| Franco Nero | ... |
King Mathias II
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Antony Byrne | ... |
Pastor Ponicky
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Bolek Polívka | ... |
Monk Peter
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Jirí Mádl | ... |
Neophyte Cyril
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Monika Hilmerová | ... |
Countess Czobor
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| Lucie Vondrácková | ... |
Lucia
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Jaromír Nosek | ... |
Miklós Zrínyi
(as Míra Nosek)
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Marek Majeský | ... |
Gábor Báthory
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| Andrew Tiernan | ... |
Zavodsky
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| Marek Vasut | ... |
Bethlen
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Bathory is based on the legends surrounding the life and deeds of Countess Elizabeth Bathory known as the greatest murderess in the history of mankind. Contrary to popular belief, Elizabeth Bathory was a modern Renaissance woman who ultimately fell victim to mens aspirations for power and wealth.
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen (and I've seen "Freddy got fingered"). I found myself cringing over the acting but mostly over the horrible dialogue. Why oh why are they speaking English (or rather, trying to)?! The weird dream and fantasy sequences did not help either. Yes, the scenery and the costumes are very good, but it doesn't help. A turd is a turd even when coated in silk.
The most stupid part, though, had to be the monks sent to spy on the countess. They turn this story into a parody of itself.
It could have been good. I WANTED it to be good, to be a notable reply in the stories, true or untrue, surrounding the countess Bathory, but no matter how hard I try I cannot in good faith recommend anyone to spend two hours on this movie. If you want to know more about Erzsebet Bathory, this is not the movie for you.