Carlos takes on the hot topic of illegal immigration, hits the streets to investigate if people should hit their kids, and gives his exclusive spring break tips; also, Peter Boyle stops by to help translate the real meaning of bumper stickers.
Carlos sends a special message to baby 'Tom-kitten,' gives us a peak at his Hispanic version of The Soprano's (with special guest star Cheech Marin), and whips a group of whiny, stupid people into shape as Drill Sergeant Carlos.
Carlos reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment, introduces a new "music video" by the mega rich "Sheik Rapper," and shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.
Carlos treats a group of senior citizens to a sushi dinner to find out their thoughts on sex, politics, and immigration in "Dinner for 75 and Over," and overhauls classic fairy tales with a Mencia spin.
Carlos hits the streets to advise people how to make their dreams come true, talks with Tony Hawk about how to realize his own skateboarding dreams, and takes us into the future to see what the news will be like in 2026.