Carlos announces his Supreme Court picks, teaches kids about real life as "Carlos the Dinosaur" and poses the question "Why Aren't you Working" to a bunch of deadbeats. Special guest star Cheech Marin.
Carlos and special guest Gene Simmons hit the streets to try and find out, once and for all, "What Women Want." Also, Carlos redefines the meaning of Christmas and Easter with "Mencia's Holiday Parade."
Carlos demonstrates how Renaissance life in the 16th century is oddly similar to life in the 21st. Back in the modern day, Carlos challenges the Covingtons of "Biker Build Off" to see who can create the best "beaner" bike.
Carlos demonstrates his own take on Mariachi music, has a strange encounter with Ron Jeremy in a men's room, and hits the streets with people of all races and ethnic backgrounds to "Ask Whitey" what they're thinking?.
Carlos finds out what people will do to pay less for their gas and answers soul-searching questions as the very wise "Confucius Carlos," while his brother Joseph introduces his new line of "Joseph Mencia's Wetback English" DVDs.