High school student Joe Daily finds himself in the border between reality and Star Wars, where he is on an Earthlike moon around the Yavin-like gas giant planet, instead of on Earth. But, he is jolted back to reality by his school teacher, Ms. Herzbaucher, to prove the Pythagorean theorem. He did with the little help of the prettiest girl in school, Sarah Parker, but, as one of his school bullies, Jimmy Denton, who is known to be Darth Maul, goes to the boys' restroom. Joe follows him, but eventually injures Maul, only to be caught by Darth Vader, who, in reality, is Mr. Anderson. Joe and Jimmy are taken into the office, where Joe meets Sarah's mother. He is then taken to the principal's office, where is tormented by Force Lightning fired by Emperor Palpatine, in reality, he gets beaten on his back by principal Mr. Korowski. On his way back to class, he gets scolded by Sarah's mother. As soon as the classmates have left the class, Joe effortlessly clears all "I love Sarah Jessica Mary... Written by
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Sarah Parker's full name is a tribute to actresses Sarah Jessica Parker and Mary Louise Parker. See more