The Girls Next Door (2005– )
Holly: People assume, because I'm Hef's girlfriend, that I'm a Bunny and I'm a Playmate and I'm a centerfold, but they're different things. If you're a Playmate or a centerfold, which is the same thing, you pose for the magazine, you are one particular month, and not every Playmate is a Bunny. A Bunny is a girl who used to work at the Playboy Club, she had the Bunny costume, and now that we don't have Playboy Clubs, it's just Playmates who work special promotions and are fitted for a Bunny costume.
Holly Madison: I don't get jealous of other girls, because I was... raised in a cloning lab to be the perfect woman for Hugh M. Hefner, so, other than the fact that my I.Q.'s probably a little higher than he would like, I have nothing to worry about.
[the girls are on the floor playing with their dogs]
Hugh M. Hefner: Very happy puppies.
[Playmates are being instructed on how to stand while wearing the Bunny costume]
Pat Lacey: The idea behind the stance is - pretty much sort of like Holly's standing now, or, with both legs like this.
Pat Lacey: In other words -
Playmate: Don't have a camel toe.
Pat Lacey: Exactly.
[on her Playboy shoot at the Mansion]
Holly Madison: I know Hef doesn't like it when I walk around naked in the house, 'cause he's a little more old-fashioned, sometimes, than people think. But you tend to forget you're naked when you've been shooting naked all day.
[on her Playboy shoot]
Kendra: My favorite part about this whole shoot is taking pictures of who I am. Sexy, classy nude pictures, you know?
[after Holly and Kendra's photo shoot in a shower]
Holly: I think Kendra and I had such a great time doing the shower scene. It's great to just do stuff like that with your friends because it does bring you closer, and I feel like this whole experience shooting has brought us closer together because it's a common goal.
Bridget: For Midsummer's, you're gonna get a total makeover.
Bridget: We're gonna get your hair done -
Kendra: [interrupting] I'm gonna teach you how to get laid...