Twitches (2005 TV Movie)
Illeana: You defeated the darkness once before.
Camryn Barnes: You mean when I was one? All I did was cry, and wet myself and wonder "What the heck is going on?" Apart from gaining some decent bladder control, nothing has changed!
Illeana: [after girls run off] Do we have a plan B?
Karsh: No, we're way past plan B, we're more like at D.
Illeana: Oh, that's so sweet, do you think we should have told them they're marked for death?
Karsh: Why would we have told them that?
Illeana: I don't know.
Karsh: [to Illeana] Would you like to put down the chicken wing and help me protect the girls?
Illeana: [imitating girls] Go twitches, go twitches, go twitches...
[sees Karsh and clears throat]
Illeana: You, uh, got something on your face.
[gestures to his face with ketchup all over it]
Karsh: [whooshes door away] I never get tired of that.
Illeana: I do.
Illeana: Well, you do it all the time, at parties, and it just...
Karsh: Why didn't you tell me?
Illeana: I just...
[cut to girls and song "Rush"]
Karsh: [Beth double-dips chip] Now why would you do that?
Beth Fish: I'm sorry?
Karsh: You just double-dipped, you ruined the entire dip- just go, just... go.
Illeana: [She has just walked through a wall and is dazed. She tries to stop the twins that have already left. She then walks to window and tries to talk to Karsh] They're not here!
Illeana: They're not...
Karsh: What? Huh?
Illeana: Hey, ok, I just walked through some '70s wallpaper that will leave me seriously scarred for life!
Karsh: [They are rescued from the Darkness and fall into the room] Ah, finally! Took you long enough!
Illeana: He means thank you.
Karsh: Will you please stop telling people what I mean, I think I know what I mean.