Drive Thru (2007)
Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands!
Mackenzie Carpenter: How many times do I have to tell you? I was being chased by a seven foot tall Horny the Clown with a meat cleaver!
Mackenzie Carpenter: I don't recall inviting any Banana Republicans to my party.
Chuck Taylor: Don't hurt me, man.
Horny the Clown: Hurt you? I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!
Robbie, The Hella-Burger Manager: You better control your friends or they're gonna end up in the hoosgow!
Carrie: [puzzled] The what?
Radio Announcer: Hella Burger is Hella Good!
Horny the Clown: When you die alone, no one can hear you scream.
Van: [about a Ouija board] Dude, we can dial up Marilyn Manson with this shit? Let's get it on!