Perfect Hair Forever (2004– )
Action Hot Dog: Do the la-la-la-la-la-la...!
Inappropriate Comedy Tree: I have sex with dogs! What's up with that?
Coiffio: So then we are either very, very, very, very, very much in danger, or very, very, very, very, very much... safe.
Uncle Grandfather: Belinda... please to... bendover in front of me... to see if... coals are hot.
Uncle Grandfather: Behold... the hamburger necklace. To carry around in honor.
Gerald: I seek the ninth level of power, and perhaps, an inexpensive hairbrush.
Rod the Anime God: When I turn this way, does it make me look like Antonio Banderas?
Young Man: I'm king of all animals!