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Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for. Written by
when there are props there are props! Stagknight gets a certified 9/10 I was at the holehead festival and this was awesome,the best point of this film were the kills, I have never seen such inventive deaths, a guy gets his head punched through a tree, you gotta see the mess, it was so effective the audience actually felt it a few people even touched there heads! I want simon cathcart to sign my children lol. This is what the British call 'satire' what borat did. Funny ,scary and a good ending, the worst point of the film was one plank of wood in the audience called Steve who was this over judgmental out of shape and out of style uncool dude, He was just siting there whole audience cheering and this 80's throwback reject is the only one not laughing. I got a tip for you granddad pull up your stockings ,drink your soup , take a walk outside and smell the roses then zip your mouth up so no one has to hear an idiotic rant by an idiotic nobody, who probably beats off to reruns of 90210. This is the new comedy not the old.
I can't wait for release, make more films!
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