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Stagknight (2007)

| Comedy, Horror | 2007 (UK)
Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead... See full summary »

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Martin Bayfield ...
Knight / William
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Young Explorer
Paul Coskun ...
Brenda / Mike
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Brian
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Charles
Jason Lee Hyde ...
David (as Jason Hyde)
Harry Athwal ...
Driver
Sandra Dickinson ...
Fay
Danielle Mason ...
Ginger
Stephen Wisdom ...
Lead Explorer
Tony Tang ...
Makoto
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Roger
Santos Regules ...
Santos (as Santos De Castro)
Simon Cathcart ...
Sean
Barry McNeill ...
Steve The Queen
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Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for. Written by Simon Cathcart

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Sex, drugs, guns and one killer knight out...

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Comedy | Horror

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£1,500,000 (estimated)
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The stupidest movie I've seen in a loooooooooong time
2 June 2007 | by (Redwood City, USA) – See all my reviews

I sat through this movie yesterday night at the Holehead festival in San Francisco, and it's been a long 90 minutes. Dumb 'jokes', a totally brain-dead plot and characters that you couldn't care less about make for a really disastrous movie. The scripts takes cookbook pieces for a horror film, mixes them in a totally uninspired way and adds jokes that are not really funny. Oh, and most of the gory scenes happen in the off anyways ... probably due to budget constraints ... but that of course doesn't help the movie either. If your brain has it's day off today, you might want to consider watching this movie, otherwise ... stay away.


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