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The Cottage (2008)

Unrated | | Comedy, Crime, Horror | 14 March 2008 (UK)
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In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks ... See full summary »
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Cast

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James Bierman ...
Bouncer
Cat Meacher ...
Club Receptionist
Danny Nussbaum ...
Man in Suit
Logan Wong ...
Muk Li San
Jonathan Chan-Pensley ...
Chun Yo Fu
Simon Schatzberger ...
Steven
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Villager with Dog
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The Farmer (as David Legeno)
Katy Murphy ...
Farmer's Wife
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Farmer's Daughter 1
Eden Watson ...
Farmer's Daughter 2
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In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose. Written by Anonymous

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Sleeps six bloody comfortably.


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Release Date:

14 March 2008 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Bienvenue au cottage  »

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Budget:

£2,500,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

£303,072 (UK) (14 March 2008)
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Trivia

The man with the dog who speaks to David when he goes to the village telephone Is Doug Bradley, better known as 'Pin-Head' In the Hellraiser film franchise. See more »

Goofs

When David returns from the Public telephone In the village the Alarm Is blaring out and lights flashing on one of the cars. David runs Into the house with the alarm still sounding but a few seconds later the alarm mysteriously switches Itself off. See more »

Quotes

David: She alright?
Peter: She's still unconscious.
David: That's chlorophyll for you.
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Stay till the very end of the credits for an additional scene. See more »

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References My Bloody Valentine (1981) See more »

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absolutely hilarious movie!!!
5 May 2008 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I loved this movie, it is definitely my favourite film I have seen this year. I wasn't expecting much as I can't stand Jennifer Ellison, but I was pleasantly surprised. Firstly the first half of the film is funny as hell then the 2nd half is gory as hell but done in a comedy way. The acting is absolutely superb and even I must admit Ellison was perfectly cast even if she did use the "F" word a few too many times. Andy serkis stole the show for me, I didn't know he could act without making stupid noises (Lord of the rings) or being dressed as a 10ft ape (king kong) but in this he is very funny without the CGI. All in all I would recommend this film who doesn't take films too seriously.


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