Eye of the Dolphin (2006)
Lucy: There's someone I'd like you to meet. She's your daughter.
Hawk: Well, how in the hell did that happen?
Alyssa: It's called sex, dad.
Hawk: What were you doing in here?
Alyssa: One of the dolphins just jumped up and grabbed my iPod!
Alyssa: Losing mom was bad enough, but finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that god hates me.
Vice-Principal: [when Lucy tells him that Alyssa is going through a difficult period in life, which includes her mother - Lucy's daughter - passing away] ... In my line of work, I hear MANY different versions of that story from MANY different people. The first dozen times, I found it affecting; the next dozen times, not so much. After the 40th time, I stopped caring. After the 60th time, not only didn't I care, I stopped wanting to hear it anymore. This is about the 100th time; what does that tell you, ladies?