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Piranha 3D (2010) Poster

(2010)

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Julie Forester: Get the fuck out of the water!

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Danni: Nice horn.

Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.

Danni: Thanks.

Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.

Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?

Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.

Danni: They all do.

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Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?

Danni: You better believe it.

[Climbing on the rope]

Danni: I don't pole dance for nothing!

Julie Forester: [Rounding angrily on her son] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

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Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.

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Andrew: Here we go. Check it out - the fish with boobies.

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Andrew: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.

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Jake Forester: [to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

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Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers!

[kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]

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Derrick Jones: [last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

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Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...

Crowd: E's!

Andrew: Tit...

Crowd: E's!

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Julie Forester: [brings out a Tazer gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.

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Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.

Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?

Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.

Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.

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Deputy Fallon: This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

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Novak: There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

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Laura Forester: You talk funny.

Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.

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Sam: Something bit me.

Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.

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Wet T-Shirt Host: [to the DJ] Hit it, DJ Chocolate Thunder!

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Brett: [to Jake] Hey, ass wipe. Cool shirt.

[splashes Jake with his slurpee]

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Zane Forester: [to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?

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Novak: [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?

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[first lines]

Matt Boyd: Oh boy, that's a fast fish.

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[last lines]

Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.

Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?

[a piranha jumps out of the water and bites Novak]

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Wet T-Shirt Host: I'm fucking slipping, you fucking whore!

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