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You, Me and Dupree (2006)
Toshi:
But, Mr. Dupree, I don't play baseball. I'm in the orchestra.
Dupree: First, call me Dupree. Second, so what if you're in the orchestra? So was Catfish Hunter.
Dupree: [riding off on his bike] I'll be fine.
[almost immediately is knocked off by a car]
Carl Peterson: What's with this 'Roman Holiday' obssesion? Your favorite movie is 'Fletch'.
Dupree: It's in my top five, but it's not my favorite.
Molly Peterson: I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: Really? I don't.
Carl Peterson: And this whole Lance Armstrong thing...
Dupree: You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!
Neil: How the hell did Dupree wind up on the worng island?
Carl Peterson: Dupree was born on the wrong island.
Molly Peterson: Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
Carl Peterson: What a homo.
Toshi: But Mr. Dupree, I don't pplay baseball. I'm in the orchestra.
Randy Dupree: First, call me Dupree. Second, so what if you're in the orchestra? So was Catfish Hunter.
Dupree: Carl! Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
Carl Peterson: I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Dupree: Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm not trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable fuck-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
Carl Peterson: The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly Peterson: For a mooosehead?
Carl Peterson: I got news for you, Dupree. You're not that loveable.
Dupree: [after fallling on the skateboard] I've wracked my little Duprees!
Dupree: The doctor said most of my injuries are emotional.
Dupree: [during his job interview] I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer: We work.
Dupree: Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
Carl Peterson: [Carl is rubbing Molly's feet] You have the most beautiful toes, have I ever told you that? And I'm not even a foot guy.
Molly Peterson: Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?
Carl Peterson: Are you in love with my wife?
Dupree: How can you ask me that?
Dupree: So what if he beat you with a candle stick. I bet it happens all the time!
Lance Armstrong: [Very last lines after the credits]
[Having just read Depree's book and breaking the forth wall]
Lance Armstrong: Lanceness Lance... ness? Lancennneeesss LanceNess
Dupree: I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!
Carl Peterson: What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
Dupree: I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.
Dupree: There really aren't any more Audrey Hepburn's out there, are there?
Carl Peterson: He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
Neil: [alram goes off] Shit balls!
Carl Peterson: What's that?
Neil: My alarm. My hours up. That's it for me.
Carl Peterson: Are you kidding? Where are you going?
Neil: Got to go meet my wiife and watch 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Ya-Ya Pants.' I don't know. How late do you get to stay up? I used to ahve midnight. Do you get midnight? Beacuse I was late once...
Carl Peterson: Neil, I'm a grown man. I don't have a curfew.
Neil: Not yet you don't.
Randy Dupree: Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
Molly Peterson: You weren't wailing away...
Randy Dupree: An animal wouldn't debase himself such!
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Dupree: First, call me Dupree. Second, so what if you're in the orchestra? So was Catfish Hunter.
Dupree: [riding off on his bike] I'll be fine.
[almost immediately is knocked off by a car]
Carl Peterson: What's with this 'Roman Holiday' obssesion? Your favorite movie is 'Fletch'.
Dupree: It's in my top five, but it's not my favorite.
Molly Peterson: I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: Really? I don't.
Carl Peterson: And this whole Lance Armstrong thing...
Dupree: You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!
Neil: How the hell did Dupree wind up on the worng island?
Carl Peterson: Dupree was born on the wrong island.
Molly Peterson: Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
Carl Peterson: What a homo.
Toshi: But Mr. Dupree, I don't pplay baseball. I'm in the orchestra.
Randy Dupree: First, call me Dupree. Second, so what if you're in the orchestra? So was Catfish Hunter.
Dupree: Carl! Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
Carl Peterson: I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Dupree: Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm not trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable fuck-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
Carl Peterson: The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly Peterson: For a mooosehead?
Carl Peterson: I got news for you, Dupree. You're not that loveable.
Dupree: [after fallling on the skateboard] I've wracked my little Duprees!
Dupree: The doctor said most of my injuries are emotional.
Dupree: [during his job interview] I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer: We work.
Dupree: Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
Carl Peterson: [Carl is rubbing Molly's feet] You have the most beautiful toes, have I ever told you that? And I'm not even a foot guy.
Molly Peterson: Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?
Carl Peterson: Are you in love with my wife?
Dupree: How can you ask me that?
Dupree: So what if he beat you with a candle stick. I bet it happens all the time!
Lance Armstrong: [Very last lines after the credits]
[Having just read Depree's book and breaking the forth wall]
Lance Armstrong: Lanceness Lance... ness? Lancennneeesss LanceNess
Dupree: I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!
Carl Peterson: What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
Dupree: I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.
Dupree: There really aren't any more Audrey Hepburn's out there, are there?
Carl Peterson: He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
Neil: [alram goes off] Shit balls!
Carl Peterson: What's that?
Neil: My alarm. My hours up. That's it for me.
Carl Peterson: Are you kidding? Where are you going?
Neil: Got to go meet my wiife and watch 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Ya-Ya Pants.' I don't know. How late do you get to stay up? I used to ahve midnight. Do you get midnight? Beacuse I was late once...
Carl Peterson: Neil, I'm a grown man. I don't have a curfew.
Neil: Not yet you don't.
Randy Dupree: Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
Molly Peterson: You weren't wailing away...
Randy Dupree: An animal wouldn't debase himself such!
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